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My self-summary
I'm a nerd. That sums it up nicely.

I'm a handful, and for some reason no one believes that when they first meet me. I'm oddly energetic at late hours, ask weird and sometimes inappropriate questions, and grumble at uncooperative inanimate objects. I am playful, cuddly, and downright silly from time to time. I have a tendency to follow random urges, like dying my hair or piercing my nostril. I like trying new things, because I want to have a wide variety of experiences in my life. I also like fire and being outdoors just as much as I like being curled up on the couch with a book. I'm versatile and a tad eccentric.

I'm also kind of blunt sometimes. I say things as I mean them, and I don't find anything wrong with that. Just the other day I was told "I'm a little envious of how you can be so... mercenary styled in your way of dealing with people." I'm to the point not out of cruelty, but because I think people waste much too much time these days saying things they don't really mean to placate those they think they like. This is not to say I'm without tact when the moment calls for it.

Also, my favorite quote:

“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.”

— Lawrence Krauss
What I’m doing with my life
I work, I work out, I do a lot of cooking and some crafting stuff. Sometimes I go hang out at bars.

I play videogames and whatnot. Get pretty excited over this sort of stuff too.

I also read a lot. A lot a lot. A really wide variety of stuff.
I’m really good at
Being a smartass. If you don't have a good sense of humor then we really probably won't get along.

Baking booze into cupcakes. The biggest hit so far has been a dark chocolate/scotch cupcake with a chocolate scotch pudding shot filling, and caramel/scotch buttercream frosting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm going to ask next time I meet someone for the first time, because now I'm curious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, Dragonriders of Pern, Soul Forge (or anything from the Dragon Lance series), A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Beauty Trilogy. Anything by C.S. Lewis and Tolkien. Fantasy and sci-fi are generally my favorite genres.

I like weird foreign films, Disney movies, horror flicks, and comedies.

Big Bang Theory <3 I don't watch much TV anymore, aside from that. If I do its usually random documentaries or those weird shows about hoarders or people who eat things they shouldn't. Pica is intriguing.

Good music is good music. My tastes are really too eclectic to put here.

I like trying new food, I blame my overdeveloped sense of curiosity, but I eat a healthy diet, mostly fruits and veggies. Om nom.

Just because I play them so much, I'm going to include favorite (more current) games. Borderlands 2, Bioshock, any of the Tales games, Okami, Bastion, Infinite Undiscovery, and Dragon's Dogma.
Six things I could never do without
How about six things I would be really sad about if I didn't have?

My family.
My friends.
My laptop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really inappropriate things.

Why people are so painfully dumb sometimes, and how they always seem to want my attention.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly? Either relaxing with my mutts, and catching up on a book, webcomic, or show, or hanging out with friends.

Sometimes I just want a quiet night in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I consider myself sapiosexual and pansexual.

I'm into some more alternative lifestyles/relationships. I'm happy to elaborate if you ask nicely. :)
You should message me if
You find anything interesting here. If you're bored. If you're curious. If you're nerdy and intelligent.

You're not a couple trying to use me to fulfill your fantasy of a threeway. Not interested, not gonna happen, and you're just going to piss me off.

Also, please, please at least attempt to use proper grammatical structure, and none of that lazy "how r u" nonsense. On the internet how we type conveys, in part, how we are. When you type like that, you make me instantly imagine a 14 year old.
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