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My self-summary
Aaaaannnnd I reworked this profile again. I almost put myself to sleep reading what I had, and I was only halfway through (although I dunno if I like what that says about me....)

I guess a career in sales is out of the question.

In any case, what can I say? I'm big on sincerity...which, occasionally, devolves into bluntness, which backfires horrendously. Every moment is a lottery when you're chatting with me!

I'm handy around the house and love to channel my domestic goddess! Well, sort of. I like to cook, and I'm great at taxes (ladies, try to contain yourselves, there's enough to go around). I also pour a mean glass of wine or beer. Sounds good, no?

I take courses on the side and go to the gym every now and again. Feels good to better myself, hope you're inclined as well. This also includes being open minded, trying new things, etc etc. I can't imagine dating someone who just wants to stay the way they are.


Board games! They're fun, but it's hard to find others who think the same (my box of Settlers of Catan has been gathering dust for about 4 years now).

Otherwise, fully employed/educated/don't live my parents, love to travel, etc etc.

I'll add other stuff later. I'm great!
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing like a 35th birthday and see this question staring me in the face. Existential crisis anyone?

Umm, apparently applying copy like a boss (I'll explain that some other time). Taking courses on the side to improve myself and help me at work. I forgot how good it feels to have the brain woken up.
I’m really good at
Taxes, inappropriate comments, trimming my own hair (you try shaving your own head evenly, it's awkward). Cooking? I hope so.
The first things people usually notice about me
Evil laugh and no verbal filter (I make for a stunning first date)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Joe Abercrombie, Anything by Scott Lynch
Anything by Patrick Rothfuss, Kushiel's Legacy Trilogy
Starbuckd by Nick Taylor, Wheel of Time (suck it A Song of Ice & Fire)

Food: Indian, poutine from Quebec (Smoke's is a crime against humanity), German salami sandwiches with mozzarella, cherry cola, ball-park pretzels, smoke meat sandwiches, my homemade arrabiata sauce (which has received nods of approval from Italian girls), American comfort food

Shows: Canadiens games on RDS, House of Cards (netflix version), Premier League on Saturday mornings, Rick and Morty (c'mon season three!), The Venture Brothers, Britcoms (you haven't laughed till you've seen Hyacinthe scale a fence), Workaholics, The Loop (season one), Vikings, Narcos, The Crown....(I think I have a Netflix dependency), Penny Dreadful

Music: The Raveonettes, Chvrches, 2Cellos, Metallica (Black album and everything prior), 90s rock/alternative/ska/punk in general...

Movies: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Munich, Sex Drive, Eurotrip, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Waiting, Gladiator, Monty Python, A Knight's Tale (this was pure genius and you know it), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy , Forgetting Sarah Marshall (all-time fav)
Six things I could never do without
I thought of removing "girls in polka dot dresses"...then remembered how much I still like that. Here's the other five:

Watching soccer on Saturday mornings.
Good craft beers and meat/cheese boards
Ditching this arctic wonderland in the winter
Quiet time to recharge
A new book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling, retirement (I'm a planner, it's a good thing), how to stay healthy, what I'd like in a lady friend (always flexible, evey woman I've met has something different and great to offer...along with the bad. But it's all about being to accept the faults isn't it?)
On a typical Friday night I am
I make it up as I go along
You should message me if
You're not a princess.

You're quirky, warm and very open minded.

Twisted sense of humour helps (Rick and Morty, anyone?)
The two of us