46Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I like to laugh through most things. You could put me in a torture dungeon in Transylvania and I'd still come up with jokes. I was just camoing a fire extinguisher to mount outside so people would curse me during a fire. I like to snowboard, hike or bike with my dog (no, it's not a poodle, I just made a silly screen name. Dog picture here)

I have a house I do ridiculous stuff with. There's a rope swing and a panda and lasers.

I'm completely silly and fluent in gibberish.

I paint stuff like this in my spare time.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a completely silly person trying to be more silly day by day and walk around giggling. Tough sometimes...but I'll find the giggle.
I’m really good at
Painting, drawing, programming, getting into ridiculously fun situations, parallel parking, steering things off topic, snowboarding, catching things I knocked over, doing math in my head, dog wrestling, making people laugh, driving for long periods of time, getting myself out of trouble, and staying out a little too late.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno. I got called a cute emo survivalist with a surprising sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, True Blood, Workaholics, Louie, The Walking Dead, American Dad, Black Mirror..

Local acts: Vau de Vire Society, Yard Dogs Road Show, Extra Action Marching Band.

Music: Radiohead, Beats Antique, Alice in Chains, Marvin Gaye, Ludacris, Bassnectar, Pixies, Massive Attack, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Pretty Lights, Billie Holiday, Portishead, NIN, Outkast, Jackson 5, Tool, Ween, Jamiroquai. Whatever.

Movies: Wild at Heart. Fight Club, Matrix, Reservoir Dogs, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Kung Fu Hustle, Requiem for a Dream.

Documentaries. The Botany of Desire, Food Inc., Transcendent Man, Forks Over Knives, The Yes Men Save the World, etc.

Food: extremely spicy food and always down for sushi.

Books: Vonnegut, William Gibson, Harlan Ellison, Bukowski....
Six things I could never do without
Sambal Oelek
Crushed Red Pepper

Oops...too many.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse is coming? I probably should stock up on olive oil or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out getting dinner and drinks with friends, First Friday, killin it, checking out some live music, practicing my shuffle on the street, or home flying a kite, flying drones into Disney. Probably something involving lasers and pandas.
You should message me if
You feel like it. I don't care. It's fun to talk to people.
The two of us