Books: Graham Greene, Raymond Chandler, James M. Cain, John Cheever, Bernard Malamud, Raymond Carver, Richard Yates, Edna O'Brien, Alice Munro, Philip Roth. Frederick Exley's A Fan's Notes!
Movies: Argh too many... Mostly old stuff - His Girl Friday, The Awful Truth, Out of the Past, In a Lonely Place, Sweet Smell of Success, All About Eve... You Can Count on Me, In the Mood for Love, Tree of Life, A Separation, Ghost World, Bad Santa.
Music: Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Bo Diddley, Rolling Stones, James Brown, Beatles, Otis Redding, Dylan, Motown, Stax, The Kinks, Marvin Gaye, Velvet Underground, Creedence, Modern Lovers, Bowie, Curtis Mayfield, Television, Iggy, Joy Division, Ramones, Prince...
My opinion of most Indie Rock: yawn.
TV: Mad Men, UK Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Parks and Rec, Simpsons (old ones), Get Smart, The Odd Couple, Batman (1960s), Cheers (Diane years), The Honeymooners...
Food: Just about everything as long as it doesn't have celery.
You could care less about Game of Thrones.
You think of Brooklyn as a place and not a lifestyle.
You don't wear yoga pants and pink sneakers.
Eating pizza while watching Gilmore Girls sounds more appealing to you than teaching creative writing to children in Myanmar.
You're Elena Ferrante.