mountainbiker87
30Staten Island, United States
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My self-summary
A friend told me I'm like a white Aziz Ansari, but I feel more like Jason Statham.

I like to explore neighborhoods and towns.
Having meaningful conversations filled with intellectual banter is a top priority in life.
I also really enjoy going for bike rides.

A question that is missing on this app: Have you ever given CPR to a dog? Yes I have. Did it survive? Ugh... Damn right it lived!! I brought that bitch back, literally!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an magician by day and philosopher at night.

No, no... I kid.

All I really do is laugh at dogs with floppy ears.
I’m really good at
Being on time
Eating
Appreciating a sunset
Admiring architecture and construction projects

Providing lots of random information.

Creating completely incomprehensible typos in texts and not checking auto correct.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes... Or my smile?

Idk. Probably just my unproportionatly massive muscles. That's what chicks dig. Right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: literally everything. Example? Its normal for my playlist to hit some Young Jeezy, Slipknot and Lady Gaga in a listening session. 0_o. I've been on a Jimmy Eat World kick for the past few weeks

MOVIES: American Sniper, Safety Not Guaranteed, Trainspotting, Gattica, The Fith Element, Idiocracy, Shawn Of The Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, Hebrew Hammer, Pulp Fiction, Back to the Future III, No Country for Old Men....

TV: Gordon Ramsay is my hero. I like cooking competition shows like Iron Chef, most historical and science documentaries, cartoons like Rick and Morty and South Park

Food: I really like food and I cook a lot. I love all types of food.

Literature: I like non-fiction. The last book I read was The Race Underground
Six things I could never do without
1. Corrective eyewear
2. Family
3. Good food
4. Water
5. Biochemistry
6. Electricity... Ya know because the heart beat is regulated by electric pulses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, the future, real estate, money...
The difference between pleasure and happiness.

Birds, especially pigeons for some reason.

Transportation systems... But who doesn't
On a typical Friday night I am
At a restaurant or cooking dinner. Certainly not at a bar that is blasting shitty music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was walking behind an older lady and she dropped a $20 bill...
I stopped and thought, "what would Jesus do?"

So, I put it in the bank.
Because Jesus Saves!
You should message me if
If you want laugh at dogs with floppy ears chasing pigeons. Lets find some of that drink some coffee!
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