Attracting weird, crazy, or confused people and handling it well. This comes in handy at work. My boss once introduced me to someone else at work by saying, "she's our new shit magnet!" while beaming with pride.
That I frequently cry when I laugh, and I laugh a lot.
That my eyes and hair defy single-color descriptions.
On my weekends, however, I am probably at home relaxing, working on projects, having a dance party, cooking, baking bread, or being silly. Or all of the above.
I apologize to spiders when I break their webs.
I talk to myself.
I pee in the shower.
We're all in this together. Why hinder real human connection by keeping secrets or being ashamed of who you are?
you don't mind weird jokes or bad puns, silliness doesn't offend your sensibilities, and you sometimes question whether you are one of these things called a "grown up".
you don't mind that I work nights and weekends and are down to hang out on weekdays/nights.
you approve of Oxford comma usage.