moustachepls
26 Oskarshamn, Sweden
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My self-summary
"Reactive, self-indulgent narcissist with an open-mind" would be my self-summary. Other's would call me provocative, lazy, man-whore, annoying and a half a drunk (the half suggestive of my height and weight, rather than being not-quite-drunk). I guess it's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

"The way to a man's heart is through his prostate". Think about it.
What I’m doing with my life
I like reading, and being slightly tipsy. And reading while being slightly tipsy. I'm also working a dead end job that leaves me with a bit of a surplus of money every month, so whenever I do decide to do something productive, I've got the funds to get me started.
I’m really good at
Being the devil's advocate.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me, I rarely notice things about myself because.. you know. I'm me. In all honesty, my mustache tends to be a topic of note, as well as my tattoos, in particular the crow on my neck. Beyond that tall people do tend to comment on me being short, thick people on me being thin and short people have sometimes called me fairly tall.

I guess you can say that it depends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food is merely a necessity.
As for music, anything that ranges from The Decemberists to Meshuggah. I fall in love with the sound of an artist, or a song, or an album, and thus I generally avoid categorizing myself when it comes to music.

Books are a topic worth of its own profile, considering it's one of my main interests in life.

As for tv shows, I tend to watch 'em and leave 'em for quite a while, but as for favourites, here are some: Firefly, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, True Detective, Narcos, Breaking Bad, Black Books.
The six things I could never do without
A pack of smokes.
Caffeine (injected or ingested, whatever is available).
A good book and/or audio-book.
Shoes. Seriously.

That's almost six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quite frankly, just about anything worthy of a thought. I can spend hours stuck on wikipedia pages and the resources used to write such pages, just for the sake of soaking up a bit of knowledge. My job is quite the dull affair, which also happens to lend itself to be a pretty big outlet for thought and self-reflection.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am, most certainly, drinking beer. Non-alcoholic included. There are plenty of options as to where I will be doing so, or what I will be doing while drinking beer, but the beer is the one constant (apart from the Friday night part).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I crave toasted bread. Seriously, it's like crack to me.
You should message me if
- You've got the spunk to be the first one to talk, I like that.
- You want to have a chat, about something, anything or about nothing, if that's what gets you going.
- You want to insult me, or be an asshole. But if you're going to contact me to do so, at least have the imagination to make it interesting, don't call me a midget faggot. That one is old.
- You like science fiction, modernism, post-modernism or any other literary genre that isn't on the "new releases" shelf at the bookstore.
- You consider your legs/feet to be one of your best physical traits.
- Your name is Fenchurch. If it is, will you marry me?
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