39 North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
Okay I'll make this quick and simple ;

I 'm a caring person, who can be a freaking prick sometimes.

I have a real dark sense of humor. I find humor in anything.

I'm as loyal as a dog.

I do not follow sports. How-ever, I do like watching a football(soccer) game every once in awhile.

I have a great memory which is a curse.

I make odd comments and observations.

I don't trust politicians .
What I’m doing with my life
I have a full-time office job (very boring I know), but I'm really a writer. I have dabbled in stand up comedy. I'm thinking of going into acting.
I’m really good at
I'm the king of pop trivia. People refer to me as a fountain of useless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bad ass hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love love books, but if I named them it would take ages, so I'm just going name my favorite authors; Thomas Hardy, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, Albert Camus, Irving Welsh, and Nick Hornsby,and Charles Bukowski

Music; The Cure, The Smiths, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Morssisey, DM, New Order, Stone Roses, Oasis, Pulp, Blur, Sleeper, Charlatans, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams, Hank Williams 3, NWA, Tribe Called Quest, Belle and Sebastian, Beatles, Stones, Kinks, Sex Pistols, Clash, Suede, Super Grass, Ramones, Shonen Knife, Lep Zepplin, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, The Sundays, Jesus and Mary Chain, Clash, The Who, The Banshees, CCR, Dean Martin, John Cougar, Duran Duran, Adam Ant, Lush, Pixies, Bluetones, The Furs, Echo and the Bunnymen, Run Dmc, Blonde, Hall and Oats, Air Supply, Pet Shop Boys, Wham, Waylon Jennings, Ghetto Boys, Too Short, Kool and the Gang, Kenny Rogers, Patsy Cline, Roxy Music, Antonio Aguillar, Los Lobos, Frank Sinatra, James,

TV Shows; I love all 80's Shows, and Brit Shows. My current Favorites are Breaking Bad, Mighty Boosh, Always Sunny, Peep Show, IT Crowd and Workaholics.

Movies; Trainspotting, Resevioir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Bride of Frankenstein, Lords of the Rings, Star Wars, Empire, Return of Jedi,Chasing Amy, Clerks, Lost in Paradise, Machette, Dusk til Dawn, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Super Man 2, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Edward Scissor Hands, Dead Man, Zombie 2, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (og), Evil Dead 1 &2 , Army of Darkness, Godzilla Movies, Kung Fu films, Luchadore Films, DC Cab, Karate 1 and 2, Rules of the Game, Search for One Eyed Jimmy, Living in Olblivion, Batman, Bachelor Party, Porkys, Fast Times, Animal House, Goodfellas, Godfather 1 and 2, Strange Brew, Sin City,The Professional, Gamera Movies, Four Weddings and A Funeral, About a Boy, Big Lewbowski, Boogie Nights, Friday, Boys in the Hood, High Noon, Shane, Dirty Dozen, Enter The Dragon, Way of The Dragon, Blade Runner, Ninja Scroll, Dbz Movies, Casino, American Werewolf in London, Step Brothers, Chinatown, Better Tomorrow 1 and 2, The Killer, Hard-Bolied, Rambo Fims, Rocky Films, Slap Shot, Best of the Best 2, Matrix, Despardo, Once Upon Time in Mexico, Big Fish, Young Guns, Billy Jack, Blazing Saddles, The Warriors, Shallow Grave, Rope, Psycho, T2, Mr. Death, In Like Flint, Wild Bunch, Seven Samurai, Hanzo Films, Lonewolf and Cub Films, Big Boss, Dracula, Fish Story, Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, Old Boy, Crow Zero , Drop, Crumb, Avatar, Life of Brian, Fear in Loathing , Blue Velvet, 16 Candles, Breakfast Club, Say Anything, About a Boy, Full Monty, Taxi Driver, Kingpin, Indiana Jones Films except the last one (they raped Indy), Battle Royale, Hammer Horror films, Universal Horror films, Pirates of the Carribbean, Big Fish, The Great Santini, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Spider-Man 1 and 2, Office Space, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Best of the Best 2, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil Rejects, Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The Rutles, Brassed Off, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 0G, Pump up the Volume, The Lost Boys, Watchmen, Death Wish movies, Bubba Ho Temp, Cabin in the Woods, Hard Days Night, Adaptation, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, Sugar Hill, Sweet Sweet Badasssss Song, M, Super Fly, The Mack,Lady Snowblood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rebel Rousers, Stand by Me, Shawshank Redemption, Carrie, Omen, Blood Simple, Black Belt Jones, Blair Witch Project,

Food; Pizza, Sushi, Wings, Burritos, Burgers, Tacos, Hot Dogs, Pasta, Vindaloo,
The six things I could never do without
1. Coke Zero
2 My Mini Cooper
3. Knuckle Sandwhiches
4. Music
5. Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What do you call an animal that's half donkey and monkey?
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying Happy Hour
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As kid I used to pretend I was sick , so I could stay home and watch the Andy Griffith Show.
You should message me if
If you hate U2, Coldplay, and The Dave Matthews Band and the people who listen to them.

If you know difference between The Smiths and Morrissey.

If you know that Godzilla has atomic breath not fire breath.

If you're honest, don't have a stick up your arse and want to meet a super duper guy, who's not bad on the eyes.