31 Petaluma, United States
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My self-summary
No life like low life.
What I’m doing with my life
Knife goes in, guts come out, knife goes in, guts come out.
I’m really good at
Puns and playing the banjo. You don't have to get up, I'll show myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I used to get told I looked like Kevin Bacon by new people I met. I don't anymore and I don't know why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Gillian Welch, Punch Brothers, , Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust, Violator, The Sword, Skeletonwitch, Black Sabbath, Justin Townes Earle, Slayer, Lamb of God, Crooked Still, Bela Fleck, Morrissey, The Smiths, Chelsea Wolfe

Books: Stephen King

Movies: Awful horror movies (all eras). Tongue in cheek exploitation movies.

TV: Trailer Park Boys, How it's Made, 30 Rock, Twilight Zone, Frasier, Seinfeld, American Horror Story, Parks and Recreation. I've seen every episode of The Golden Girls and I'm still not sure if I'm proud of or ashamed of myself.

Food: Steak.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Names for metal bands I'll never start.
You should message me if
You don't take life too seriously.