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My self-summary
I joined this site to find new sex partners. I already have a girlfriend (open relationship), so I can't really say I'm here for "dating."

I'm a mortician. My real calling in life is drawing comics in the tradition of underground cartoonists like Robert Crumb and S. Clay Wilson, but that doesn't pay the rent, so a few years ago I went to mortuary school. Working with dead people keeps me constantly entertained, and full of new stories which I will probably insist on sharing over dinner.

I read a lot, especially history. Favorite topics include the 1939 Russo-Finnish Winter War, the Roman Empire, Bakumatsu-period Japan, Antarctic explorers, true crime, terrorism, Mongols. I am probably a bigger military history nerd than anyone who doesn't have a PhD in the subject.

I accepted long ago that I am not a nice person in the conventional sense, but at least I am straightforward. I do not bullshit people, and expect the same in return. People who ask for my honest opinion should be prepared for some bluntness and lack of tact, but I can take it as well as I dish it, and appreciate that in others.

Sex and spicy food are my only two vices in life, and I like to indulge them as much as possible. I like sex rough and dirty, and am frequently attracted to the so-called "flaws" that give most women their character. I am clearly not romantic, but I make up for that in equal amounts of "nerdy" and "kinky." I can actually have a conversation both before AND after sex. And I like the plus-size gals.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a licensed embalmer in the state of California, so obviously I work with dead people. After spending all day up to my wrists in blood and feces, I come home to my apartment in downtown Hollywood. I eat, watch movies, read a lot, and every once in awhile get off my ass and draw something for one of my irregularly-produced 'zine projects. Y'know, the usual.
I’m really good at
Drawing cute furry animals doing horrible, violent, disgusting things. Cranial reconstruction. Making lists (see below). Discussing obscure battles and figures from World War II. Vaginal fisting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a short, stocky Mexican of surly disposition. I will probably reveal myself to be an overly bright but socially awkward misanthrope within five minutes of opening my mouth. And I usually pass for ten years younger than my actual age, which is getting a little odd as I settle into my role of middle-aged pervert.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Fiction--de Sade, Peter Sotos, Ambrose Bierce, James Ellroy, H.P. Lovecraft, George R.R. Martin, Alan Moore. But I don't actually read a lot of fiction. Mostly I stick to history (Finland, Japan, Central Asia, North Korea), crime (serial killers, cults, forensics), military history (der Ostfront all the way), and weird shit (conspiracies, UFOs, occult weirdos).


Individual favorites would include Salò: The 120 Days of Sodom, Come And See, Ichi the Killer, Akira, Lucifer Rising, El Topo, Only God Forgives, Irreversible, Videodrome, Phenomena, the Lone Wolf and Cub movies, Miller's Crossing, Eastern Condors, The Raid 1&2.

Favorite directors include Jodorowsky, Herzog, Argento, Cronenberg, Kenneth Anger, Gaspar Noé, Nicholas Refn, Akira Kurasawa, Takashi Miike, the Coen brothers, Shinya Tsukamoto.


A lot of death metal, black metal, grindcore, doom metal, industrial, noise, and some classical (particularly modern classical, lately).

Favorites include Napalm Death, Slayer, Carcass, Nile, Amon Amarth, Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Cattle Decapitation, Mayhem, Darkthrone, Watain, Sigh, Ufomammut, Sunn O))), Boris, Electric Wizard, Church of Misery, Laibach, Godflesh, Nordvargr/MZ412, Boyd Rice, Cut Hands, Zeni Geva, Secret Chiefs 3, Naked City/John Zorn, Sibelius, Schoenberg, Philip Glass, and a lot of others I could list if I wasn't tired of typing just now.


Thai, Indian, and Mexican. Those three I could not live without. And sushi. Truthfully, though, I'll eat anything you put in front of me, And if by some chance I don't like it, I'll be willing to eat it again just to make sure.
The six things I could never do without
A good pocketknife, my mortuary school hoodie, my sketchbook, my drawing hand, spicy food, sex.

I always regard questions like this as a list of things you would PREFER to always have available or with you, since you can live without just about anything, including most of your limbs. A couple years ago a pipe under my sink burst and flooded my apartment, destroying a substantial chunk of my personal library (1600 books & counting). There was a brief moment when I contemplated not replacing most of them and found I was okay with that—and then I turned around and replaced most of them anyways, because while that Zen detachment from material things sounds like a great idea, it is definitely trumped by my collector-itis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
War, mass murder, future art projects, the amazing historical bromance between Grant & Sherman, creating a fake religion, anal sex with fat chicks.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work weekends on my current schedule (death does not keep regular hours, sadly), so my Friday nights are pretty low-key. Most likely I'll be going to bed early so I can be bright-eyed & bushy tailed for Saturday morning's dead bodies. Let's hear it for irregular schedules!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got a vasectomy at age 26. I have 23 first cousins (just on my mom's side of the family!), and that was more than enough to convince me that I never wanted to have children.
You should message me if
You like weird, nerdy spics with a morbid sense of humor. BBWs especially welcome.

Also, I can't actually see "likes," so if you're even a tiny bit curious, just send me a message.