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My self-summary
I have the traits of both a kid and a cranky old man. It is endearing, I assure you.

I don't like loud noises and prefer not to stay up extremely late nor drink to excess.

I am slender but relatively fit.

My hair was disappearing, so I finished the job.

I catch mistakes for a living.

I appreciate proper grammar.

I exhibit all traits of a classic introvert.

I am on time or early most of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
My profession is to help coders improve their code by finding bugs. A glorified exterminator, except I just find them and let other people kill (fix) them.

I'm currently gearing up for my second Chicago Marathon.

Lately, I've been spending most of my free time tinkering around with my 3D printer, watching science-y videos on YouTube, and creating interesting stimuli for my cat.
I’m really good at
Observational skills.

Fixing your computer.

Unawkward silences.

Listening to several conversations at once while reading my book.

Word play.
(Message me if you want a Words with Friends buddy!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm generally quiet and possibly come off as aloof.
It's not intentional; it's just that introversion thing.

I also tend to be very subtle in my sarcasm (playful, not mean).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Latest books:

Three Body Problem & The Dark Forest (first 2 of trilogy)
by Cixin Liu

What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
by Randall Munroe

Wool & Shift & Dust (trilogy)
by Hugh Howey

by John Scalzi

Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety
by Eric Schlosser

The Science of Sherlock Holmes
by E.J. Wagner

Burnt Tongues
compiled by Chuck Palahniuk
The six things I could never do without
Wit and verbal creativity
Other people's smarts
Reading material
Problems to solve
[reserved spot for item #6 here]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my brain was removed from my body yet was provided with all of the sensory inputs it expected, would I notice?
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, relaxing, recharging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have an Instagram account, but my cat does.
She enjoys applying filters to photos of her dinner.
You should message me if
You have a quick wit and/or are very observant.

You are a fount of knowledge and like to share it and add to it.

You would enjoy receiving a thoughtful trinket instead of flowers or baubles.

You are not too religious.

You do not smoke.

You know it is often the company you keep rather than the activities you do that makes most things interesting.