mrbloooize
60 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Assuming both individuals are relatively sane and neither has any outstanding felony warrants, nothing is more critical in a relationship than chemistry. Regarding us having mutual interests, you must meet these stringent requirements...you avoid drama and enjoy food, music, passionate intimacy, adventure, conversation, laughing and sunny days...no exceptions.

I am spontaneous, outgoing and laugh easily. I live in the moment, believe in the golden rule, nod fluently, give killer massages, open doors for women and find humor in most situations. My nature is cheerful and honest...lying and playing head games require more effort than I care to expend.

My ideal partner has a great sense of humor, doesn't sweat the small stuff and takes care of her yummy body. She knows that communication and intimacy play an equal part in a relationship. She has some free time on her shapely hands for walks/museums/holding hands/comedy clubs/hiking/watching sunsets/getaways/making mad, passionate love as often as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a very fortunate guy who's very grateful to be living it.
Every day is a good day and my cup runneth over.
I’m really good at
Making people smile.
Hitting the gym hard 4x/week.
More than a few sports.
Keeping an open mind.
Being non-judgmental.
Conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shimmering halo and shapely behind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books...Salinger, Roth, Steinbeck, King, Childs....it's all good.

Movies...The African Queen, Lawrence of Arabia, In the Loop, Grand Budapest Hotel, Local Hero, Office Space, Shawshank Redemption and everything by Guy Ritchie/Coen Brothers/Tarantino.

Shows...Mad Men, Colbert Report, Suits, Justified, Breaking Bad, Law and Order, Game of Thrones.

Music...top 40, classical, old jazz, world music, classic rock, house

Food...anything edible from anywhere in the world.
But nothing beats Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Books
Music
Belly laughs
Passionate intimacy
Teeth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All of the above...teeth, not so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home alone drinking cheap wine in the dark, mumbling to myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a Russian spy.
You should message me if
no one else will chat with you.

If we hit it off cyberly, then a quick meet and greet over a glass of something to see if there's a mutual spark.

The look in the eyes, smile and tone of voice say it all...either that elusive chemistry is there or it isn't.
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