34 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Lawyer, pundit, runner, FlyWheeler, jokester, & firm believer that a circle of hell is reserved for those who stand and don't walk on the left side of an escalator.
What I’m doing with my life
Workin. Playin. Chasing several random, unrelated dreams. Wondering why they created this app for people to look at pics but always run out of storage so no one can talk to each other.
I’m really good at
Stopping the DVR right at the end of the commercials. Also sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
The goods
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Departed, Old School
Tosh.0, Seinfeld
Lobster rolls, burgers, breakfast sandwiches, sushi, steak, Italian, Mexican...
The six things I could never do without
friends, family, bed, whiskey, meat, other
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How this is the way it all ends. Everybody casually dates each other, nobody has babies, & the robots team up with the trees to conquer humanity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime. Or shopping for a new cape if my old one got messed up last Fri.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I do Flywheel classes. AND WIN.
You should message me if
You know what's up.