31New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
i live in a shed and enjoy eating dumpstered food so hopefully those arent't deal breakers.
What I’m doing with my life
currently a server. my hobbies include working out, trying to get better at playing ukulele, drawing, photography, tattooing, growing house plants, and reading. my social life includes a lot of drinking.
I’m really good at
everything because i'm a leo but i don't actually believe in astrology, but i definitely believe in myself. and you should too (believe in me)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. People say I'm loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like reading a lot (mostly fiction) but I do it less often than when I was a teenager, because tumblr and other social media has warped my brain to demand constant stimulation.

I really love The Sound of Music, Jurassic Park, and multiple Miyazaki films. I took cinema studies in college (useless?) but I generally prefer movies that are well-made and have mass appeal, as opposed to art-house whatever.

TV: I usually stick to comedy (30 rock, Futurama) but also enjoyed some seasons of AHS

I love all dairy. I am convinced my ancestors were dairy farmers and that I have inherited genes which allow me to consume vast amounts of dairy.
Six things I could never do without
Sex. Other humans. Non sexual human touch is also nice. Cooking food for humans is fun. I also like dogs a fair deal but could probably live without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the fact that if you drew a straight line between my nipples it would not be parallel to the floor.

the false promise of achieving happiness and enlightenment through the bohemian narrative. the overall tendency of humans to create false narratives (ie heterosexual love/family narrative, rags to riches narrative) and measure success via the lenses of said narratives. cognitive biases. the chemical processes in our brains which most people call emotions.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i enjoy the music of skrillex and am currently taking other recommendations in the dubstep category of music.

i enjoyed the time i spent at the rainbow gathering and i want to go again, but I would not go if they have it in a location which they have specifically been asked by native people not to have it in.
You should message me if
you want to invite me to poker night. I prefer tournament style hold 'em with 1-10 dollar buy in.
The two of us