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My self-summary

When messaging me, please say something other than "hi". You'll either get no response or some sort of dumb reply.

Please don't "Like" me if you aren't interested, that's getting real old. Seriously, those are the kind of games kids play in middle school.

I have a great sense of humor, and love to make people laugh. Even when mine seems lost, I will try to coax a smile out of you. I am a hopeless romantic. I love giving little things for no reason, to make you smile, or just show you I am thinking of you. I love to go out, weather it be dinner, movies, shopping, or a concert. Unfortunately at this time I have no one to do these things with.

The girl I'm looking for would be caring, sweet, like going out to spend time together, or stay in. It would be also somewhat nice if they are outgoing (meaning talkative). I'm kinda shy so it helps if you like to talk (not that I don't). If you aren't serious about meeting someone, or are just plain rude, and have a crappy attitude about life, don't bother messaging me. Better yet, if you aren't truly and avidly interested in meeting someone, then please don't play games.

I would really like to meet someone interested and and active in health and fitness. I try to eat as eat as healthy as I can (although I don't look it). I can't even think about eating fast food, blarg. To supplement meals I eat protein bars and real fruit(banana, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, mango, and kiwi in different combinations) protein smoothies (I just bought a Blendtec).

I need to put this on here, but I can't be around smokers, It causes headaches.

I used to work at a gym and got really serious into health and working out. After my 9-10 hr shift I would work out for 5-6 hours 5 days a week. Sometimes more depending on how tired or pumped up I was. Eating like a horse was part of my routine, eating 600grams of protein a day was pretty normal and I was still losing weight.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I was in a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I did not commit. I then escaped from a maximum security facility to the Los Angeles underground. I am still wanted by the government. I survive as a mercenary, If you ever need someone, and no one can help. Maybe you could hire me.
I’m really good at
Making people smile, being romantic and being a total goofball. Making someone feel special and loved. I'm an expert at not getting replies to my messages, and being ignored.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have clothes on. That I look about 10 or more years younger than I actually am, it's a blessing and a curse. I've also been told by several that I smell good. That I opened the door for people. That i'm a good listener.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do actually like pretty much all music, I know everyone says that but in my case it's true. I am a recording engineer so I listen to everything for inspiration. The only kinds that aren't favorites are twangy country and hardcore rap. Here is a short list of some of my favorites.

Michael Jackson
Brian McKnight
Boyz II Men
Steely Dan
Stevie Wonder
Black Eyed Peas
Average White Band
Fatboy Slim
Barenaked Ladies
Paul Simon
Lenny Kravitz
Pink Floyd
The Corrs

Movies are another thing I love, all kinds, here are a few of my favorites. I even like some girlie movies.

The Matrix Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Blade Trilogy
The House of Flying Daggers
Kill Bill
The Time Travelers Wife
A Walk To Remember
The Resident Evil Movies
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
My Neighbor Totoro
V for Vendetta
The Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Batteries not Included
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Secret Window
Schindler's List
Malibu's Most Wanted
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Flight of the Phoenix
Any Pixar Movie
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Kung Fu Hustle
The Island
March of the Penguins
Corpse Bride
The Man
The Illusionist
The Prestige
Enemy at the Gates
Nacho Libre
The Last Mimzy
Deja Vu
Sweeney Todd
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
The Forbidden Kingdom
Kung Fu Panda
Mamma Mia
City of Ember
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
The Men Who Stare At Goats
Land of the Lost
Shutter Island
The Blind Side
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Despicable Me
The Losers
The Adjustment Bureau
The Tourist
Sucker Punch
Red Riding Hood
The King's Speech
The Warriors Way
Captain America
Green Lantern
Inglorious Basterds
Apollo 18
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
In Time
The Help

I read a lot of trade magazines related to music and recording, here is a list of a few that I get.

Sound on Sound
Pro Sound News
Pro Audio Review
Live Sound
Front of House
Voice Coil

Bruce Swedien "Make Mine Music"
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
The Chronicles of Narnia

I also read a lot about health and nutrition, my favorite magazine is muscular development.

Favorite TV shows past and present.

Stargate, all three
Fast N' Loud
How its Made
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Doctor Who
Once Upon a Time
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Venture Brothers
Top Gear UK
Ghost Hunters
Destination Truth
Family Guy
American Dad
Cleveland Show
The Simpsons
American Pickers
Horsepower TV
Inside West Coast Customs
Deadliest Catch
Band Of Brothers
The Pacific
Pinky and the Brain
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Avatar; The Last Air Bender
Covert Affairs

I do still watch some cartoons, I find them relaxing, I love the older Loony Toons, they don't make cartoons like that anymore.

I also Love food, I will try almost anything once, "almost" being the operative word. I don't particularly like fast food, not enough healthy options. I haven't eaten fast food in 6-8 months.

Mongolian BBQ
New Zealand Whey Protein
Lenny & Larry's Protein Muffins
Six things I could never do without
My Mum
Nice Sheets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What does the fox say?

What life would be like if The Brain(and Pinky) actually took over the world?

What the airspeed velocity of a swallow is and if said swallow could carry a coconut?

Or if it was a European or African swallow?

Who really let the dogs out?

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Did Gargamel want to eat the Smurfs, or turn them into gold?

How women have all the control(on dating sites), and are evil, and never talk to me?*runs away crying*

Did Lionel Richie ever find who out if it was him they were looking for?

Did you know that
Before Nicolas Cage accepts a role, he consults a cartoon butt somebody painted on the side of a dumpster near his house.

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

Probably to a shark about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?!

By Jack Handy
On a typical Friday night I am
Bored out of my mind. All my friends are married and have kids (plural). That's why I'm on here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.

I have a oddly placed birthmark.
I like anime, like a lot.
When I was little I thought there were sharks in my closet.
I thought "Frozen" was a good movie and I've seen it more than once.
I am a paid member here.
You should message me if
You have something more to say then "hi, or Hello" I gave you plenty to start a conversation.
If you like to laugh
If you want somebody to treat you with respect
can be goofy at times
are outgoing
you like to shop, yeah, you heard me.
you wanna?
The two of us