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My self-summary
Facts... I'm in my late twenties (not for long) and I'm not sure how i feel about that yet. Like all millennials I spend a good portion of my time questioning and subsequently regretting every decision I make, despite a number of them actually being good decisions.

I pretend to know how to cook but really I just throw things in a pot, add some random combination of herbs and spices and hope for the best. Sometimes it's amazing and sometimes it's......

I'm looking for some one that will let me use them as my cooking lab rat. I'm determined to get a few recipes absolutely perfect. And if you survive my kitchen experiments, I hope you are focused and driven in your personal life and in your career so you can make the most of your luck. Actual conversation would be nice. I mean the perpetual "what's up" "nothing much just chilling" "cool" conversations are thrilling and all but their not. So have something to talk about... anything. Your job, your politics, your last Halloween costume, an interesting exchange you saw on your way to work, why no one is talking about what will happen to drag shows and strip clubs if we get rid of the dollar bill and start hardcore using the dollar coin. You know... basics.
What I’m doing with my life
Now I'm doing the whole I'm an adult, young professional, pay my bills on time thing as a side gig. But the cartoon watching, old school video game playing, ramen eating man child is my full time role. Because...why not.

In all seriousness, my career is pretty demanding sometimes and I'm very much invested in it. I hope you are invested in yours. Don't get mad if work has to take priority sometimes. Not often, not all the time, but there is the possibility. That being said I love what I do. And I'm good at it... Ask me about my job.

Update: I have given up the ramen noodles. One step closer to realizing my dreams of adulthood. 😥
I’m really good at
Pretending I'm good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My serious case of resting bitch face... I'm nice... I swear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The go to's: Ishmael, The Road, Stranger in a Strangeland

Movies: Forest Gump, Running Scared, Color Purple, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City, Matrix trilogy

TV Shows: Whatever I feel like binging. Battlestar Galactica and Breaking Bad are up there,

Music: Music

Also it is extremely tiring trying to stay hip and relevant with my favorites so what's listed will never be updated. If you can't love me at my 2007 then you don't deserve me at my 2017.
Six things I could never do without
Books, bacon, booze, boys, barbells, and alliteration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tomorrow and how today will affect it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever I feel like doing. But probably getting ready to binge something because after what was most likely a long week I'm not really trying to do anything substantive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am shyer than most people think I am.
You should message me if
If you want to, sir. If you don't mind being called sir. And if you think I would want you to. Hint: I probably do.
The two of us