36Mississauga, Canada
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My self-summary
Oh hey there, so this is where I’m supposed to type the all exciting list of THINGS ABOUT ME!

Right now I am working for a leading auction company in the GTA. It’s a fun job with a lot of interesting people, some of them stranger than others.

But that’s why I take Aikido. Aiwhatwho? Its a martial art that has less emphasis on beating the crap out of your opponent and more on blending with their energy and momentum to subdue them with little harm. At least that’s what the brochure said, but it doesn’t feel that way when a 5th degree black belt throws you to the mat! But I love it, it brings a sense of discipline and confidence and is very impressive. Currently I am a Blue Belt, which is about half way to Black Belt. Yay me! Also Steven Segal does Aikido. Yea ok not a selling point.

I play guitar and bass guitar, so I’m good with my fingers (how rude…) “omg will he sing me love songs” No I will not. Unless you’re the kind of freaky chick who likes being serenaded by somebody whose singing voice can be described as “Keith Richards like”. In which case I love you.

Also I have a slight nerd streak in me and I like nerdy/sporty woman. Also like women who are strong and confident and who are not afraid to bust someones balls and also have theirs busted too. There's a time and place for seriousness, but life is meant to be enjoyed, not grumbled over.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the man every night and day.
I’m really good at
Simpsons references. Only the first ten seasons or so though. Boo-urns to later seasons
The first things people usually notice about me
People think I'm younger than I actually am. I got ID'd at a bar recently. I'm 36 btw. People think I'm about 28, which is what I write on my drivers license with magic marker every time I renew it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For music my favorites are: Arcade Fire, U2, Rush, Pink Floyd, Janelle Monae, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, P.J. Harvey, Neil Young. I'm open to any kind of music as long as it's honest and not phony. Ok I don't listen to rap or country, but I won't dismiss the an entire genre of music just because I don't enjoy it.

TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, Dexter, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, first 10 years of the Simpsons, South Park, Boardwalk Empire, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch (pretty much anything on Discovery Channel)

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Memento, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Life of Brian, Empire Strikes Back, Blade Runner, Lord Of The Rings, Full Metal Jacket, Inglorious Basterds, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spinal Tap, The Dark Night, Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn, American Beauty,
Six things I could never do without
Good Friends
My stupid phone
My Gym
A Paycheck
A Good Night's Sleep (ok that's seven things, sue me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who's going to take over the iron throne when all is said and done. Batman perhaps? Yeah, I have nerdy thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Throwing water bottles at Justin Beiber (got I hate him) OR chilling with friends after a long week of work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Lady Gaga album, which really goes against my general taste in music. Feel free to laugh, everybody's got a guilty pleasure. What's yours?
You should message me if
You want to go rob a bank, or throw stones at hipsters
The two of us