But that’s why I take Aikido. Aiwhatwho? Its a martial art that has less emphasis on beating the crap out of your opponent and more on blending with their energy and momentum to subdue them with little harm. At least that’s what the brochure said, but it doesn’t feel that way when a 5th degree black belt throws you to the mat! But I love it, it brings a sense of discipline and confidence and is very impressive. Currently I am an Orange Belt, which is the third belt you earn. Also Steven Segal does it. Yea ok not a selling point.
I play guitar and bass guitar, so I’m good with my fingers (cough, sorry…) “omg will he sing me love songs” No I will not. Unless you’re the kind of freaky chick who likes being serenaded by somebody whose singing voice can be described as “Keith Richards like”. In which case I love you.
Also I have a slight nerd streak in me and I like nerdy/sporty woman. Also like women who are strong and confident and who are not afraid to bust someones balls and also have theirs busted too. There's a time and place for seriousness, but life is meant to be enjoyed, not grumbled over.
Have you recently bought something from Ikea but you don’t know how to build it. Maybe your computer crashed, what about all those cables that came with your HDTV, where the hell do they go!? I’ll fix them all up for you die trying. I can be your free 24 hour tech support, because when something breaks I’m too cheap to call for help. I’ll just learn how to fix it myself which is good on the self-reliance standpoint, bad on the broken technology gives me a headache standpoint.
TV: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, Dexter, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, first 10 years of the Simpsons, South Park, Boardwalk Empire, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch (pretty much anything on Discovery Channel)
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Memento, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Life of Brian, Empire Strikes Back, Blade Runner, Lord Of The Rings, Full Metal Jacket, Inglorious Basterds, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spinal Tap, The Dark Night, Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn, American Beauty,
My stupid phone
A Good Night's Sleep (ok that's seven things, sue me)