37Citrus Heights, United States
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My self-summary
Who ever knows what to put on these things? I'm not much of a salesperson.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at a lot of things, I guess. I'm self taught in almost everything I like though. So...

Guitar (Self-taught and only know how to play things I write lol.)
English/spelling (not so self-taught.)
Games (video, board, word, trivia, whatever.)
Making weird food that doesn't look good but tastes amazing and can never be replicated.
Being quiet, mostly because my voice gets very loud easily. Too deep. I'm also good at walking and closing doors quietly though.
Imitations and strange sounds/voices.
Lifting heavy things for no apparent reason.
Carrying in ALL of the grocery bags in one trip and even closing the trunk with my elbow.

And many other mostly useless skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not other people. You should probably fill this one out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My book tastes are eclectic. I've read a lot of Stephen King, a lot of Heinlein, some fantasy stuff (D&D books, Conan, etc.), The Hunger Games trilogy (Meh the third book), theoretical physics and philosophy books, the Game of Thrones series (why does it have to be so long between book releases, Martin?), school-mandate classics like Huckleberry Finn and The Bridge to Terabithia, and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember off the top of my head.

I like all kinds of movies, even romantic comedies. I'm picky about content sometimes, but I can get down with most genres. I've gotten spoiled by Netflix and Hulu though so it's rare that I watch anything more than once anymore. TV shows are easier to name; Family Guy, It's Always Sunny, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Trailer Park Boys, Lost, Fringe, Touch, serial dramas - you get the idea, gameshows, cooking shows, documentaries... I'm easy to please I guess.

Musically I'm really picky about artists and songs, but I like most kinds of music. There is almost no new school country that I like, I can't stand dubstep, but I like things from almost every other genre. All-time favorites: Incubus, Mastodon, Peggy Lee, Miles Davis, Jamiroquai, A Tribe Called Quest, Nirvana

Food: Pizza, beef, bacon, in that order. Duh. Seriously though, I'm an ex-vegetarian/pescatarian with a renewed love of meat. Given that I practiced the lifestyle for 14 years or so though, I'm pretty understanding. Also I've mostly cut complex carbs and simple sugar out of my diet. I do love pizza, but I generally avoid it these days. Just way too much dough. I like to cook, but I'm a mad chef. I kinda just smell things and sample them and decide if they'd taste good together, then make a sauce or a marinade or a rub or a broth or whatever seems like a good idea at the time. It's not a pretty process but it usually tastes awesome.
Six things I could never do without
Wikipedia/imdb/Urban Dictionary (doesn't seem fair to separate those)
(I guess? Why did it have to be six things?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This is a tough one. I spend a lot of time thinking in general. Life, death, love, time, reality, origins, existentialism, physics, religion, politics, art, music, absurdity. Unfortunately such a broad range of interests makes it hard to focus on any of them, leaving me pretty good at everything and not really good at anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. They should really change this so it says "On a typical night off..." or something to that effect.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm willing to admit a lot of private things. Just ask if you're curious.
You should message me if
You feel like it? I don't really message anyone first on here. If I looked at your profile and didn't message you, assume nothing.
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