I have a horribly low tolerance for lies, deception, and/or b#llsh!t. If you are just here for emotional games, please move on.
I am witty, honest, and open-minded
The people that don't cross to the other side of the street tend to comment on my sense of humor, or my eyes.
(b) Mystery Men. Or anything with stupid super-heroes in it. Kevin Smith movies. Bruce Willis action films. Mostly comedies, as long as they aren't too stupid.
(c) Currently watching: iZombie, The Big Bang Theory, Gotham, The Flash, Green Arrow, Supergirl
(d) My favorite type of music is late 60's/early 70's "bubblegum" rock, but I listen to pretty much everything (except really twangy country or really vulgar rap). My favorite bands/artists include: They Might Be Giants, Cake, the Cure, Uncle Kracker, Queen, Phish, Steve Miller Band, the murmurs, Avril Lavigne, The Grass Roots, Must Be Tuesday
(e) Ah hell, I just love to eat. I guess my favorites are seafood and Chinese. I have a weakness for cheesecake, and really good flavors of ice cream.
2. Access to a guitar
4. Dr. Pepper/similar-flavored copies
5. Someone to talk to
6. My pet African Tortoise, Bruce