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My self-summary
I don't follow sports so they're off the table. I like to think I'm going to read more but I never follow through on that so I can't really discuss literature. I can, however, talk movies and TV until I'm blue in the face, so there's that.

I'm pretty liberal and I enjoy discussing politics, in light of the impending apocalypse.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a technician at a pharmaceutical manufacturing company. From Feb '14-Feb. '17 I shamefully wasted three years of my life making dirt money and not experiencing the travels and social encounters I so loved and could once afford. I'm very, very excited to be back in that lifestyle and to better myself physically and emotionally.

As you can see I'm honest to a fault.
I’m really good at
Arrogance is my least favorite trait in any human being but I'll throw some shit up here because they're asking.

Table tennis
Video games (less so now as I don't play them anymore. Played them non-stop into my early 20s, then my interests changed)
Patience (very, very, exceedingly rare to witness me raise my voice or display any real anger)
Kindness and charitability.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As previously stated, I'm not a big reader. I did, however, very much enjoy Harry Potter. I'd be put in Hufflepuff but I'm ok with that. The few books I have read tended not to be fiction (several comedian's autobiographies). The next book on my scant list is about the day to day life of North Koreans. But I promise I'm not a depressing individual.

Clockwork Orange is tops. Others include, but are not limited to, Twister, American Psycho, Kill Bill, and any respectable horror movie. I'll never been more excited for a movie than if it's the MCU or a promising horror movie.

Parks and Rec, Last Man on Earth, SNL, Rick and Morty, South Park, The Eric Andre Show. Partial to many late night talk shows. My sense of humor is invaluable to me and so I always pay attention to what's going on in the world of comedy.

Despite having two older sisters who attended many a show in their teens and always listened to music I never really paid much attention to it until I was about 20. I don't do much exploring and have barely even scratched the surface of the library of all but a few musicians. My taste has been largely defined by my sisters and parents and as such my all time favorites are: Bowie, Talking Heads, Warren Zevon, Wu Tang, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Streetlight Manifesto, No Doubt (Tragic Kingdom and then they can mostly shut up), The Animals, ATCQ, and a handful of others.

Mexican food, then chicken wings, then most all breakfast foods.
The six things I could never do without
Mexican food
Breakfast food
My sense of humor
That's about it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The current state of politics, how I will economically plan for the future (I wouldn't say I'm cheap but I don't throw money around), how to better myself all around as I've been pretty lazy up until the dawn of my 30th birthday.
On a typical Friday night I am
I've been fucked over by working in a 24/7 retail store so my Fridays have been inconsistent. I am equal parts homebody and bar hopper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My altruistsm. I never brag about it, I never shove it down anyone's throat, but we're all in this together. Let's help our fellow human beings.
You should message me if
Some of your favorite shows have the guy saying "Ab-so-lutely" at the end.

When using the profile search option I have noticed a strong correlation between low match percentages and pictures of women with Snapchat filters. I'm proud of this.