27Colorado Springs, United States
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My self-summary
●Incredibly laid back.
●Still no real direction in my life.
●Peanut butter is my one true love.
●Exploding with sarcasm
●Total introvert, though no one believes it.
●I'm about as lanky as Mike Teevee after they stick him in the taffy puller in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting the eye roll.
I’m really good at
Bad puns, falling over and dropping things, Tetris, reciting entire commercial breaks from the 90s, ordering pizza, finding practical uses for most SpongeBob quotes, finding cool music, using the word "rad."
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm built like those inflatable waving dudes at car dealerships.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not as much of a reader lately, but The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is my favorite book.

Some of my favorite movies in no particular order:
●Lost in Translation
●There Will Be Blood
●The Goonies
●Dr. Strangelove
●Scott Pilgrim
●Across the Universe

●30 Rock
●It's Always Sunny
●The League
●Tim and Eric

●Industrial Hip Hip
●Indie garbage
●pretty much all the other stuff too
(My music taste is too weird to go into detail here)

Yes, please.
Six things I could never do without
Reese's Puffs, Nintendo64, zip-up hoodies, cats purring, beep boop computer music and bad movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What else would be good on a pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuck at work, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time on Amazon I ordered lip balm, a candle, hot tea, screws and some Australian chocolate together and I was legitimately concerned that the guy putting all that stuff in the box was judging me.
You should message me if
I have enthralled you with my dry humor.
The two of us