25San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
Have you seen that gif of the girl on kiss cam shoving multiple slices of pizza into her mouth while the couple in front of her makes out? That's me in a nutshell.
What I’m doing with my life
Stumbling and falling over while standing still. While I'm managing to stand upright, I work for an accounting office in the automotive industry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors - Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, Eoin Colfer, Harlan Coben, Chelsea Handler.

Movies - Grease, Lord of the Rings (I'm always down for an extended edition marathon), Star Wars, American Psycho, The Wolf of Wall Street.

TV - Stranger Things, Peaky Blinders, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, Louie, Lost, Top Gear, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones.

Food - Anything! I love Mexican food (I am from San Antonio, after all). I have a food blog that I write for occasionally.
Six things I could never do without
- The adorable face my cat makes when she yawns
- Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go, YouTube
- Horrible puns
- A stove
- Peanut butter and honey sandwiches at 2 am
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why girls can only put on mascara with their mouths open.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. The activities I do in addition to that vary: playing video games, hanging out with friends, hiking, or binge watching some trashy show on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like songs about big butts.
You should message me if
You haven't read any words on my profile and just want to tell me how pretty I am. Cause that ALWAYS works out. /s
The two of us