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My self-summary
Everything I write in online dating profiles make me seem pretentious. Asdjxususjnsbx.

Men jeg vil så gerne møde nogen smukke danske drenge. And I also have a soft spot in my heart for Americans.

I watch more TV shows than movies. I'm really into photography, mostly analogue. I love improv theatre, maybe one day I'll dare to try it out myself. I wear lots of colors. I can spend an entire day watching Law & Order: SVU or any other awesome TV show (and I have on several occasions, even on a warm summer day). I squealed of excitement before the season 8 premiere of SYTYCD. I was born and raised in Oslo, Norway. I think dogs are more fascinating than cats, but I'm way more of a "hang out on the couch" type of person than a "running in the woods" (that actually sounds like hell) type of person. I like public transportation and I can't drive a car. I'm a feminist. I went to college in New York. I wish I could speak fluent German and/or Portuguese. I love trivia games and bar quizzes and board games. I want more tattoos. I prefer cities to the woods. I like going to movie theaters by myself, or art galleries or museums (but I also enjoy going with people). My favorite times are spent with my best friends doing nothing in particular. I was pretty certain before, but now it's officially confirmed: I hate going clubbing. I'm way more fun in person.

I was born to be rejected. Get in line.

This profile is still under construction.

And also: fuck this shit.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm an arts management student and I dream of living a more exciting life in my spare time. I used to live in New York and now I'm trying to figure out where to move next. Dancing on my own.
I’m really good at
Listening to the same song over and over.
I make a decent guacamole, with lots of garlic.
Dancing to Taylor Swift songs and 80's music when I'm drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my "full-figured" body? Hopefully my laugh and smile on top of the body. I've been told my laughter is a good one. And I do laugh a lot, so PHEW.
Sometimes it's my blue hair.
My brightly colored outfits, maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like The Beatles and Beyoncé and a ton of things in between.

I think my favorite film genre is raunchy/stupid comedy. Superbad, Knocked Up, Bridesmaids, Hangover, Due Date, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Judd Apatow films. I'm sorry. No I'm not.
But I also like:
Gummo, Todd Haynes' films, Tarantino's films, John Cassavetes' films, French New Wave, I love musicals and dance movies (Fame, Flashdance, Grease, Hair, Dirty Dancing, and I saw all the Step Up movies to see some amazing dancing), anything with Johnny Depp (that's not entirely true, but there are always exceptions in life), any Beatles films, 80's high school movies, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin's films, Anchorman, it seems pointless to continue.

I wish I gave myself more time to read. The last few years I've been really into biographies or the likes by really funny women (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Mindy Kaling).

And here's a list of great TV shows I'm digging these days:
The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Orange is the New Black, SYTYCD, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, The Jinx, Making a Murderer (have you seen the Paradise Lost trilogy???!?!? holy shit.), BoJack Horseman, any good crime show, yada yada yada. I seriously watch too much TV, but I don't care.

Food: I'm pescatarian, because I love sushi and I'm Norwegian and I believe fish is healthy. I'm into most cuisines if they have fish or vegetarian options. I've never liked bacon, but I don't mind if you do.
The six things I could never do without
Color, cameras, feminism, planes, humor, Internet access.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to befriend skaters (or skateboarders?) without being one myself. Edit: Except now, after 15 years of wanting to skateboard, I bought myself one. My second time on it was at the X Games park in Oslo. 8)

Copenhagen. New York. THE FUTURE.

How the fuck to give an accurate impression of who I am in writing. I'm really more fun in person once you get past the introvert shell.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't want my Friday nights to be typical, but more often than not I'm not really doing anything special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I'm a hip-hopper trapped in a fat white girl's body.

This online dating thing isn't working for me. When the fuck do we actually get to know each other?

And also: being fat doesn't automatically make me flattered by strangers calling me "babe". Bitch, please.
You should message me if
you think we have something in common,
you want to see an improv show with me,
you want to try out a new joke,
you're fun,
you're American or Danish (hellllooo sexy languages),
you feel like it.

(Not all of these need to apply to you! In general I really appreciate thought-out and sincere messages.)