Men jeg vil så gerne møde nogen smukke danske drenge. And I also have a soft spot in my heart for Americans.
I watch more TV shows than movies. I'm really into photography, mostly analogue. I love improv theatre, maybe one day I'll dare to try it out myself. I wear lots of colors. I can spend an entire day watching Law & Order: SVU or any other awesome TV show (and I have on several occasions, even on a warm summer day). I squealed of excitement before the season 8 premiere of SYTYCD. I was born and raised in Oslo, Norway. I think dogs are more fascinating than cats, but I'm way more of a "hang out on the couch" type of person than a "running in the woods" (that actually sounds like hell) type of person. I like public transportation and I can't drive a car. I'm a feminist. I went to college in New York. I wish I could speak fluent German and/or Portuguese. I love trivia games and bar quizzes and board games. I want more tattoos. I prefer cities to the woods. I like going to movie theaters by myself, or art galleries or museums (but I also enjoy going with people). My favorite times are spent with my best friends doing nothing in particular. I was pretty certain before, but now it's officially confirmed: I hate going clubbing. I'm way more fun in person.
I was born to be rejected. Get in line.
This profile is still under construction.
And also: fuck this shit.
I make a decent guacamole, with lots of garlic.
Dancing to Taylor Swift songs and 80's music when I'm drunk.
Sometimes it's my blue hair.
My brightly colored outfits, maybe.
I like The Beatles and Beyoncé and a ton of things in between.
I think my favorite film genre is raunchy/stupid comedy. Superbad, Knocked Up, Bridesmaids, Hangover, Due Date, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Judd Apatow films. I'm sorry. No I'm not.
But I also like:
Gummo, Todd Haynes' films, Tarantino's films, John Cassavetes' films, French New Wave, I love musicals and dance movies (Fame, Flashdance, Grease, Hair, Dirty Dancing, and I saw all the Step Up movies to see some amazing dancing), anything with Johnny Depp (that's not entirely true, but there are always exceptions in life), any Beatles films, 80's high school movies, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin's films, Anchorman, it seems pointless to continue.
I wish I gave myself more time to read. The last few years I've been really into biographies or the likes by really funny women (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Mindy Kaling).
And here's a list of great TV shows I'm digging these days:
The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Orange is the New Black, SYTYCD, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, The Jinx, Making a Murderer (have you seen the Paradise Lost trilogy???!?!? holy shit.), BoJack Horseman, any good crime show, yada yada yada. I seriously watch too much TV, but I don't care.
Food: I'm pescatarian, because I love sushi and I'm Norwegian and I believe fish is healthy. I'm into most cuisines if they have fish or vegetarian options. I've never liked bacon, but I don't mind if you do.
Copenhagen. New York. THE FUTURE.
How the fuck to give an accurate impression of who I am in writing. I'm really more fun in person once you get past the introvert shell.
This online dating thing isn't working for me. When the fuck do we actually get to know each other?
And also: being fat doesn't automatically make me flattered by strangers calling me "babe". Bitch, please.
you want to see an improv show with me,
you want to try out a new joke,
you're American or Danish (hellllooo sexy languages),
you feel like it.
(Not all of these need to apply to you! In general I really appreciate thought-out and sincere messages.)