Everything I write in online dating profiles make me seem pretentious. Asdjxususjnsbx.
Men jeg vil så gerne møde nogen smukke danske drenge. And I also have a soft spot in my heart for Americans.
Cocktails, board games, art and culture, cities, tattoos, traveling, good TV, skateboarding (watching, not doing), comedy (improv especially - again, watching, not doing), and feminism are some of my favorite things. I'm from Norway, but I'm not a fan of the outdoors if there aren't buildings and vehicles and noises around. Spent a couple of years in New York in my early twenties and I'm sssooo excited to finally try out Copenhagen for more than a vacation. I'm shy in certain ways, but I'm trying to get out of my comfort zone, and moving every so often helps me do that.
I'm a social introvert looking to meet more people who will make me laugh. I can offer cheerful conversation and guacamole until we run out of avocados.
Sometimes it's my blue hair.
My brightly colored outfits, maybe.
I like The Beatles and Beyoncé and a ton of things in between.
I think my favorite film genre is raunchy/stupid comedy. Superbad, Knocked Up, Bridesmaids, Hangover, Due Date, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Judd Apatow films. I'm sorry. No I'm not.
But I also like:
Gummo, Todd Haynes' films, Tarantino's films, John Cassavetes' films, French New Wave, I love musicals and dance movies (Fame, Flashdance, Grease, Hair, Dirty Dancing, and I saw all the Step Up movies to see some amazing dancing), anything with Johnny Depp (that's not entirely true, but there are always exceptions in life), any Beatles films, 80's high school movies, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin's films, Anchorman, it seems pointless to continue.
I wish I gave myself more time to read. The last few years I've been really into biographies or the likes by really funny women (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Mindy Kaling).
And here's a list of great TV shows I'm digging these days:
The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Orange is the New Black, SYTYCD, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, The Jinx, Making a Murderer (have you seen the Paradise Lost trilogy???!?!? holy shit.), BoJack Horseman, any good crime show, yada yada yada. I seriously watch too much TV, but I don't care.
Food: I'm pescatarian, because I love sushi and I'm Norwegian and I believe fish is healthy. I'm into most cuisines if they have fish or vegetarian options. I've never liked bacon, but I don't mind if you do.
Copenhagen. New York. THE FUTURE.
How the fuck to give an accurate impression of who I am in writing. I'm really more fun in person once you get past the introvert shell.
This online dating thing isn't working for me. When the fuck do we actually get to know each other?
And also: being fat doesn't automatically make me flattered by strangers calling me "babe". Bitch, please.
you want to see an improv show with me,
you want to try out a new joke,
you're American or Danish (hellllooo sexy languages),
you feel like it.
(Not all of these need to apply to you! In general I really appreciate thought-out and sincere messages.)