To give you an idea....
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKED UP SENSE OF HUMOR, DON'T SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME LAUGHING, YOU LACK STABILITY FINANCIALLY AND MENTALLY, OR YOU CAN'T KEEP A CONVERSATION GOING... DO NOT CONTACT ME.
I've been told the mold was broken after me. I'm not anyone's typical anything, I don't follow a standard of normal in any capacity and I stick true to the rhythm of my own drum. I am, however, always down to harmonize with a beat that can keep the pace or spice things up.
I'm a sales professional by work-day and a million things by weekend and night. Whether it's going on a road trip with or without a destination, fire dancing, karaoke, crafting, shooting my bow or some guns, camping, fishing, drinking whiskey by the gallon, going to shows, writing music, gaming, blowing things up, or just being lazy... the world is my playground and I never find myself bored. I'm a hobbiest in just about everything and any opportunity to express myself artistically or get weird in public... I'm all over it.
Though currently stagnant, I am a traveler by soul who loves cheap wine and any company that can stimulate my mind or bring about laughter. Laughing is my favorite thing to do and I'm a strong believer that everything is better with fire.
Living to make an impact and embracing even the curve balls that head my way...
Jane of all trades, master of only sales.
- Strength and perseverance
- Artistic expression
- You're goal oriented, spontaneous, adventurous, have a sense of humor and LOVE to laugh...
- You possess communication skills or something interesting to say
- You like UFC or MMA
- Know of some fun/exciting things to do around PDX