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My self-summary
Decisions, decisions. How should I play this? Play it straight and I might bring about a yawn inducing coma-fest OR do I pull out the snarky-sarc at the risk of "trying too hard to be funny" Third option is to go hipster and not make any god damned sense. The flower of my yearning Apocalypse coiffed thrush cacophanated at long last a callow caffeinated chortle whilst dripping the beeswax of Mother Russia twixt satirizing Sequoias. Yeah. Don't do the third option.

Fun Fact: The word Sequoia is one of the smallest words containing all 5 vowels.

I am perspicacious, inquisitive, and doltish
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the IT field for Big Blue. It's a good place to be. Someday I hope to be good enough to consider myself a ninja of programming arts. One can only hope.
I’m really good at
Mountain Biking racing and Tetris. Such a weird skill set right? But I've been known to thrown down a mean block. And toast. I'm good at making toast.
The first things people usually notice about me
The breadth of knowledge I have about weird things and I don't watch TV shows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Flight of the Navigator, The Dark Crystal, Beetlejuice
Music: Beck, Beastie Boys, downbeat music, most of the stuff on XM Vinyl, techno music while riding.
Food: Oatmeal, Feta, Bacon, Homeslice Pizza, sundried tomatoes.
Six things I could never do without
Bike, phone, food, coffee, dry socks and a nice pillow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to do next with my day, week, month, life. Where I should be traveling to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out till about 12 and then I shut'er down so that I can get up for the weekly Saturday ATC morning group ride.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I harbor a tremendous amount of animosity towards the Chrysler 300. I hate that car. When I start singing 1-hit wonder pop songs while mountain biking, I'm in the best mood I can possibly be. ALL THAT SHE WANTS IS ANOTHER BABY!!
You should message me if
You like hanging out and having conversations. Conversations that are apt to make giant leaps from unproven generalizations to broad stroked offensive stereotypes on topics I know 47% about.

Can name 6 races that appear in Star Trek.
The two of us