39 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a recently single guy who is trying to figure out how to assemble an interesting and engaging profile. I thought I'd start with a self-referential joke about the difficulty of writing a dating profile and well, now here we are.

Who are you? Well, you probably know that better than I do but I hope you're a fun-loving, open-minded smart person who might want to go out for a drink and a laugh with the charming, irrepressible rascal pictured above.

I like to see new things, meet new people and think new thoughts. I want to live the hell out of every moment I'm alive and look good doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
I make thing out of ideas by wiggling my fingers. I'm living every part of life as directly and honestly as I can. I'm getting over myself.
I’m really good at
Reading minds. Scaling large buildings. Super Spy stuff. Telekinesis.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, I'm really tall. If you're trying to hit on me I suggest complimenting my eyes or curly hair. Those seem to be popular features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like most of pretentious hipster shit you're supposed to like these days. A lot of the most popular things today are things I was into back when they were obscure and somehow more pure.

I also like things that aren't popular, sometimes to be ironic and at other times because they remind me of a specific season in my past that I've romanticized into something more than it really was.
The six things I could never do without
- The Internet
- Attention
- The little people I helped make
- That feeling you get when you make eye contact with someone for the first time
- Something to connect to the internet with, if that wasn't clear above
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Algorithms, JavaScript, interpersonal dynamics, hypnosis, large herbivorous mammals, whether existence can precede essence when faced with the paradox of eternity... um... cake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Feeding children and then trying to get them into bed
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once retweeted by Snoop Dogg
You should message me if
You're so hardcore it hurts.

Or you think caterpillars are funny.

Or you like to ask intrusive questions to handsome strangers on the internet.

Since this appears to be the only box anyone reads after the first one: Please note my marital status. My wife and I have a loving and drama-free polyamorous/open relationship.