I DO NOT
WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
AND FUCK YOU FOR ASKING ME
Now that that's out of the way.
Fierce queer femme with soulful brown eyes and a lot of opinions seeks badass gender nonconformist for road trips, moonlit picnics, beach bonfires, crimefighting. Vegans accepted, but be warned you'll have to teach me how to feed you. Bring your free spirit and a bottle of cheap Merlot. I'll bring the flamethrower and the clove cigarettes.
I have ridiculous hair and I ask stupid questions. I used to have a lot of friends but they are slowly scattering to the corners of the earth to do their own amazing (or not) things. This is a fact that I have moped about enough, and am now wielding my mostly-clean social slate as an object of opportunity. I move around a lot and I have yet to find a place where I "fit." Therefore, I'm trying to connect with people from all walks of life, from all over the country. Or even outside of it. Perhaps OkCupid will be useful in this endeavor, yes?
I am a delightful queer and p much a aromantic. I think warring on terror sounds stupid as hell, but kicking patriarchy in the balls over and over would be cool. Is fighting concepts as though they were physical beings still a thing, or did that go out with the Bush Administration?
I would like to talk to you about Homestuck.
Okay if you are still reading this ramble of incoherency I am surprised. Uh. If there's anything else you could POSSIBLY want to know about me message plox.
Also I talk like a jackass. I don't know how it started or why I do it but I can't fix it now. If I've messaged you, you've probably noticed I use phrases like "mad pimp" and "hella rox" and "broblerone." I do this in real life. Unconsciously. Unironically. I'm so sorry.
William Gibson, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury. Just finished Crichton's Andromeda Strain. Good stuff. I also read a lot of nonfiction - you can often find me hovering in the queer/women's section in the ol' bookstore. I don't have any favorite writers in particular in that field, but it's hella brain-candy for me.
Books with pictures:
Warren Ellis, just about anything Vertigo craps out. Current favorites are Transmetropolitan and Tank Girl coz that shit is classic.
I love the sci-fi, from cheese to grit. Stuff like Enemy Mine and ALIEN and Bladerunner and Pandorum and your freaking spectrum of zombie movies. I also love animated movies and things that are pretty.
Secret: I dont' care for gay movies, as a rule. It might just be me but it seems like every gay movie I've ever seen is miserably depressing and beating you over the head with its message, or way too over-the-top campy feel-good fluff.
What kind of self-respecting queer would I be if I didn't lose my shit over Project Runway? And what kind of self-respecting 90s child would I be if I weren't mad-crazy over The X-Files? Those are my two favorite things ever. Lesser loves include crime dramas (except for NCIS), home decorating shows, and cooking shows (I'm such a femme). I also love shows that follow inspirational physical or lifestyle transformations, like How To Look Good Naked, What Not To Wear, Intervention, Extreme Makeover, and your occasional tastefully-handled trans bio.
Secret: I appreciate what Glee is doing, but man do I hate that show.
I have terrible taste in music, but can appreciate just about anything. I like to groove it. I frequently make up my own songs to groove it to. And sing them. Out loud.
Varies by the day. I'm a foodie and I love a good restaurant, but even more than that I love to cook. It's awesome to go into the kitchen, especially with a family member or a friend or two, throw some shit together and MAKE IT WORK. Cooking is so much fun and food totally brings people together.
-Something to drink
-Something to smoke
-Something to think about
-Something to create
-Someone to do it all with