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My self-summary
I'm poly and a father. My wife, saudade_taco, their husband, and I are raising a family and playing house. Along with an assorted assembly of eccentric queers.

I doubt I'm willing or able to commit to anything serious, having just exited a relationship. But I'd love to make some new friends this summer. If only to have help devouring all the strawberries growing out back. :)

I managed to mangle my right pinkie yesterday (about halfway thru May), so I'll be rewriting this profile slowly. Despite the painful injury I am feeling very psyched about the coming months. The garden we have as a household is really shaping up and I am looking forward to cooking what I've grown. In some ways I am complicated and my life is unusual, which is why I love simple joys.

I tend to mix overbearing and kindness in equal measure. You have been warned.
What I’m doing with my life
I cook professionally. I was born in West Virginia and raised all over South NJ. My mother and I only stayed in a town longer than a year or so after I started working to pay the bills. So while I tend toward silly and goofy on most things, I take work/employment/commitment very seriously.

I am very interested in kink and alternative sexuality. I've been practicing ropes and knot-tying, but still have much to learn. I tend to be far more attracted to guys, especially when it comes to more casual interactions.

I watch weird movies (or at least the beginnings of them). I read compulsively, especially bad scifi and trashy paranormal romance. I do spend a fair bit of time with computer games, so I could be considered a 'gaymer'.
I’m really good at
- "Speaking 24 dialects of feline simultaneously." - NEPTUNE9
- Singing loudly (not well)
- changing diapers
- cooking
- reading
- forgetting how books and movies end
- rereading and rewatching
- pissing people off :-)
- making lists
- crossing things off lists
- Not sleeping or sleeping
- sharpening my knives & staring people down... best game ever!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a redhead. I'm whistling or singing, usually bustling around frenetically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
***needs updating***

EVERYTHING... I own most of Dean Koontz's early works. I gave up after the Odd Thomas series. I might be the only man who is in love with both Anne McCaffrey and Mercedes Lackey. Right now I am trying to collect as many of the 'Darkover' series by Marion Zimmer Bradley. The fun part is that she started in the 60's and a goodly sized chunk of the books are out of print. I also have plans on collecting all the Star Trek pocket books, even though a lot of them are wretched.

Great fantasy series:
Night Huntress series by Jeanine Frost.
Ilona Andrews just fucking rocks! Whitechapel Gods by S.M. Peters is hauntingly delicious. Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.

Nonfiction on sex:
"The Trouble with Normal - sex, politics, and the ethics of queer life" by Michael Warner

Killer Drag Queens on Dope,

Barbarella, THIRST, Empire Records, Mixed Nuts, The In-Laws (the original), Princess Bride, Happy Accidents, Haute Tension, Fantastic Planet - thank you AmbivalentArray for reminding me.


Firefly, Star Trek (only the good ones), Mr. Brain, Game of Thrones (not caught up yet!), Doctor Who, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Janis Joplin,
The Bakerton Group (Clutch as a jazz band),
Kristin Hersh,
Pat Benatar (My Clone Sleeps Alone) I SAW HER LIVE!

Eileen Ivers, Nickel Creek, Mago De Oz, Circa Survive, Alison Kruass & Union Station, Rasputina, Alice Smith, Tool, The Waifs, Aerosmith (cause I'm just that cool), Fiona Apple, The B-52's, Cake, Garth Brooks, St. Vincent, The Wipers, Tune-Yards, Etc... is Anyone actually going to read this?

The Cure... Lullaby, Close to me
Fascination Street Listen to this song loudly, on headphones- it sounds like neon sound waves are oscillating inside your brain

Right now I am obsessed with RUNRIG, J-rock...

ADAM ANT: he has a song called "human bondage den" 'nuff said.

Please just listen to this:
and this

Food: anything I don't have to cook myself-- it's my time off, dammit!
Six things I could never do without
My family, whiskey, access to music, coffee, water, air
My Knives, a sharpening stone, a micro-plane, rubber clogs with insoles, fresh fruit, and... a diamond steel.
2X "One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"
Six Geese A-laying
oral sex

Really, like I'm actually gonna tell you what I need. Fine, I will - a pen, an empty match book, some duct tape, an encroaching deadline, and a last name of MacGyver (we already share a 1st name)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
::Holy Christ, the sidebar just had an ad for hot-dogs. A guy and a girl were both eating said product and the only thing I could think was "Fuck yeah, Bi-sexual threesome, suck on the hotdog!"::

sex (real, imagined, fictitious... often gay), If I ate today? Is it morally reprehensible to begin drinking at 2 in the afternoon when you wake up around noon? Who the voodoo doll on my desk is actually 'attached' to? Why it took until 23 to discover colored briefs from american apparel?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sweating my ass off feeding a bunch of... I mean, cooking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I don't like my ass being bitten. Seriously? Ask me, I'll tell you anything. Unless you are a creepy internet person!

- Accidental revolutionary
You should message me if
- you want to.

- you have some real vanilla beans, 'cause I keep forgetting to buy some. Creme Anglaise just isn't the same without it.

- or if you happen to be a gay man named Jesus/Jesús. 'Cause I'd love to sing "yes jesus loves me" during sex. Also moaning "oh God' would be all types of awkward!

- You just were eaten by a monster... crunch!

SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS FULL OF BABYS AND WIFE AND GARDENING AND COOKING. So while I would love to hear from you, finding someone who can fit into my life will be a challenge.
The two of us