Yeeeeeeeeah Boy, you jelly yet?
It's cool, i'd be jelly too.
Buggering off during the day usually involves me taking a bike ride or heading to the gym, listening to music, reading a book (not a sports page, or a magazine, a fuckin' book) or taking a sweet, sweet nap. Ahh naps.
I miss standing on the tops of ladders, so I've been getting my heights fix from rock climbing. Now, I usually like to be instantly good at any activity, however I still suck at rock climbing, but I won't give up. Seriously. I watch these people at the gym move with grace and ease, and I am as clumsy as a drunk monkey on the wall.
I love to laugh, stay up late, and go way too far past the line.
I love BADASS kitties and asian sun bears (aka monkeybears). Actually, I generally love animals, but not in the way that I want to own a herd of cats or anything. They're just so interesting as complex evolutionary creatures with dynamic social lives etc.
JUST LIKE THE PEOPLES!
Rats freak my shit right out. Seriously. If you want to watch a grown man scream like a little girl.... Show me a dirty sewer rat.
So I've just gotten out of a long term relationship, which is a weird turn of phrase now that i think of it. Sounds like prison, or a bad job, or the hospital. Anyway, the short and long of it is I'm not really looking for another long term relationship, at least not for a while.
I am Fergilicious, so nutritous, and delicious
Also- working on a few scripts in my free time.
I also have 100% success in teaching kitties to play fetch.
meast :half man half beast.
Movies: Cohen Brothers, Being John Malkovich, anything by Christopher Nolan, Werner Herzog who was just on the SIMPSONS!, Wes Anderson, Tarkovsky, any director worth their salt. I love foreign, indie, sci fi, stoner comedies, B moives, and weird movies that make you uncomfortable. German films, films films films... Oh and possibly the best thing ever made is Wizard People, Dear Readers.
Music: So, I've been realizing that music is not only my job, but an immense force in my life. Seriously i count my lucky stars that I am where I am today. Oh, and MAC DRE.
I've been thinking of a good way to describe my favorite music. I had previously written a small rant about not wanting to copy and paste my itunes library, and I came up with a better idea. I'll copy and paste my Pandora stations, ahh the laziness of the intertron. I love Pandora, and i feel increadbly bad for my canadian homies who can enjoy it. If you're interested in my musical taste, now you too can experience what i like to bounce 'wit.
Gorillaz, Devo, Notorious BIG, Asshole (song by Beck off of One foot in the Grave... his best album ever, thank you very much, La Roux, Joy Division, Bassnector, Justice, MC Chris, Ting Tings, Jurassic 5, Maps and Atlases, Good Old War, MGMT, 764 Hero and Modest Mouse, Murder City Devils, Jay Z, Belle and Sebastien, Elliott Smith, Sleater-Kinney, A tribe called Question and Immortal Technique (he's the message and the money), Nero, Netsky, Hank Williams, Skrillex, Soul Coughing (maybe the best band ever... on the fence about that) Gogol Bordello, Cee Loo, and finally RUSH!
Amanda Palmer is a goddess. I'll probably message you with her lyrics. If i do this, please take it as a huge compliment.
Food: Anything you can put mustard on or anything I have not tried before, and that might include whats on your plate. I love Moroccan, French, Mexican, Japanese, or anything you can use to eat mustard with.
my bike and motor cycle
i also think about the simplistic perfection of life. It helps keep a positive perspective.
I also think about your mom alot.
but lets be honest, who can't stop thinking of your mom?
finally getting to see a movie
working some stupid corporate party
drinking with friends, playing footbag
training cats to battle ninjas
battling against the suck
Recently i have been getting into the best shows in town with out monitary transactions. Which is raaaaad.
also- finding that dancing all night can substitute for a work out.
Come children, delight in it's vastness.
Or you know, if you're new to town i'm a pretty rad tour guide. I have access to a pithe helmet and everything.