"Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they dont, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. Its the ultimate race against the clock."
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them." -- Edgar Allan Poe
Movies -- Fifth element. Spirited Away. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Army of Darkness. Night of the Living Dead. Moulin Rouge. Dancer in the Dark. Wizards.
Music -- Nine Inch Nails. Modest Mouse. Johnny Cash. Tiger Army. Weezer. Atreyu. Death Cab for Cutie.
Food -- Tacos. Sushi. Fancy Cheese. Jameson. PBR. Pickle Chips.
"If each cigarette you smoke reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks." -- Marilyn Manson
"Imagine," Tyler said, "stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles."
and if despite all this you still wanna chat OR better yet split a pitcher.