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My self-summary
I'm funny. I want to collect antique chainsaws. My bike's name is Betty White.

"Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they dont, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. Its the ultimate race against the clock."
What I’m doing with my life
Ride to work. Work to eat. Eat to live. Live to ride. I get about 10 miles to the pint. I love my job. My job however is quite stressful and biking is my meditation/yoga/escape.

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill
I’m really good at
Climbing trees. Spending too much time in used book stores. Drawing cute cuddly animals doing depraved things to each other. Drunk biking. Cooking. Random trivia. Daydreaming. Building fires. Becoming best friends with new dogs ridiculously quickly.

"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them." -- Edgar Allan Poe
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd hope facial hair. I've grown my mustache into a beard to provide myself with a natural face scarf for the approaching winter. I get a lot of "why do you have a chainsaw tattoo?" as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -- The Guide to Getting it On. Monster Manual 3.5. Fight Club. World War Z. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Calvin and Hobbes. American Gods. Sin City.
Movies -- Fifth element. Spirited Away. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Army of Darkness. Night of the Living Dead. Moulin Rouge. Dancer in the Dark. Wizards.
Music -- Nine Inch Nails. Modest Mouse. Johnny Cash. Tiger Army. Weezer. Atreyu. Death Cab for Cutie.
Food -- Tacos. Sushi. Fancy Cheese. Jameson. PBR. Pickle Chips.

"If each cigarette you smoke reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks." -- Marilyn Manson
Six things I could never do without
My bike. Sketch book. Music. Back pack. Beer. Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The post Apocalyptic future. Sex. Reddit. How to give the most back to the world. New art projects. Taxidermy.

"Imagine," Tyler said, "stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles."
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, drawing, or biking OR at the bar trying to talk to strangers OR running with scissors.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a large scar on my thigh ridiculously close to my femoral artery that was directly caused by a failed attempt by 22 year old me trying to locate 16 year old me's super secret stash of porn.
You should message me if
and if despite all this you still wanna chat OR better yet split a pitcher.
The two of us