mustacheinabox
22 Jackson, United States
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My self-summary
hello friend, what's good in the hood or whatever

I'm Brittany.

I will do the :3 face at you irl,
but never online.

uh, INFJ, and a Leo, I like to think deeply about things and my quest for knowledge is neverending. I love to hear people talk about things that they are passionate about.

I'm pretty much who I used to make fun of I'm high school. I am a giant hoarder of all things kawaii and if I met myself the way I am now as I was in high school I would definitely push myself into a locker or two.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm figuring shit out as I go. right now my top priorities are getting my driver's license, getting back to school, fighting evil by moonlight, and winning love by daylight. and working at Ulta for the time being. :)
I’m really good at
bad puns, narrating the lives of my pets, laughing at fart noises, fuckin' writing the longest profile ever, making weird snapchats, Mario Kart (psych, I'm awful), crochet, sudoku, making paths in animal crossing, baking, eating gummy worms, making new additions to the dictionary and speaking in unidentifiable accents, building obscene things in minecraft, and snuggling with my dog despite how stinky he is (super stinky)
The first things people usually notice about me
oh, my, god, Becky. look at her--just kidding. probably that I am a bespectacled white girl avoiding all eye contact with anyone remotely attractive and/or of the male persuasion, because I'm just totally awkward like that (and I blush super easily)

the old ladies at my job tell me I have nice skin and I'm adorable so I guess I'd make a pretty good leather guitar case someday
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
book wise, I have been really really into reading Junji Ito's work lately. Uzumaki is my shit. recommend some sweet horror manga to me pls <3

TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital (if you know this show, we need 2 fucking talk), Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, How To Get Away With Murder, Regular Show, Stranger Things (!!!), Steven Universe, W, Grey's Anatomy, RuPaul's Drag Race, Yuri on Ice, The Mighty Boosh, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. also, Princess Jellyfish. even though it's an anime it's my most favoritest. 8)

music: Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Saint Motel, Nine Inch Nails, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, FEMM, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Amanda Palmer, Fall Out Boy, BTS, SHINee, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Grimes, Bloodhound Gang, Mickey Avalon, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Anamanaguchi, Biffy Clyro, Say Anything, and so on, and so forth.

and I'm just gonna go ahead and add a video game section:
I luv Nintendo. Pokemon, Mario, Animal Crossing, Super Smash. Playstation wise: Lollipop Chainsaw, Diablo III, Ni No Kuni, Katamari Damacy, Bayonetta, etc etc~~ also, motherfucking Undertale. other than those, I tend to enjoy watching people stream games instead of playing them myself because I have hella bad time management skillz
The six things I could never do without
sleepytime vanilla tea
nail polish
my pets
spotify
......
that's it. that's the core of my being
I spend a lot of time thinking about
outer space, food puns, and the Addams family. Morticia seeking Gomez tbh. cara mía

also, how badly I want to change my randomly genned and lame username
On a typical Friday night I am
shuffling my tarot deck (not a euphemism) and kissing my dogs on the mouth

whatever don't act like you've never done it

I could also possibly be slam dunking oreos while watching anime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
☆I like sending mail, and having penpals. if I get to know you well enough I'll send you some cute shit. even if ya live down the street
☆uh... I wanna hug a seal? like really bad?! they're my favorite animal
☆I might sass you occasionally probably. raise your hand if you're tsundere as fucc 👍🏻
You should message me if
-you like people who act dumb as hell just to make you laugh
-you're not concerned by the fact that I can reference a whitest kids u'know sketch for almost any given situation
-you wanna talk about some weeb stuff
-you like animals. I have two Great Danes, and many other pets, but I really want a bearded dragon. 😼
-you want a penpal OR you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.
-are you funny? ok lets do this then
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