I will do the :3 face at you irl,
but never online.
I'm really not a fan of small talk.
INFJ. Leo. I like to think deeply about things and my quest for knowledge is neverending. I love to hear people talk about things that they are passionate about.
not willing to lie about how we met. prepare to have your whole profile read aloud to all my friends and family. hope it's a good one !!!
the old ladies at my job tell me I have nice skin and I'm adorable so I guess I'd make a pretty good leather guitar case someday
TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital (if you know this show, we need 2 fucking talk), Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, How To Get Away With Murder, Regular Show, Stranger Things, Steven Universe, W, Grey's Anatomy, RuPaul's Drag Race, Yuri on Ice, The Mighty Boosh, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. also, Princess Jellyfish, because it's the best.
music: Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Saint Motel, Nine Inch Nails, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, FEMM, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Amanda Palmer, Fall Out Boy, BTS, SHINee, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Grimes, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Anamanaguchi, Say Anything, and so on, and so forth.
and I'm just gonna go ahead and add a video game section:
I luv Nintendo. Pokemon, Mario, Animal Crossing, Super Smash. Playstation wise: Lollipop Chainsaw, Diablo III, Ni No Kuni, Katamari Damacy, Bayonetta, etc etc~~ also, motherfucking Undertale. other than those, I tend to enjoy watching people stream games instead of playing them myself because I have hella bad time management skillz
that's it. that's the core of my being
oh wait, cute shit. can't forget cute shit.
the oxford comma. I give so many fucks about an oxford comma.
The Addams Family.
does everyone on here enjoy hiking?
how badly I want to change my randomly genned and lame username. everyone calls me mustache. stop the bullying 2017
shuffling my tarot deck (not a euphemism) and kissing my dogs on the mouth
whatever don't act like you've never done it
I could also possibly be slam dunking oreos while watching anime.
☆uh... I wanna hug a seal? like really bad?! they're my favorite animal
☆I might sass you occasionally probably. raise your hand if you're tsundere as fucc 🤙🏻
☆Ace Ventura is one of my inner dialogues. alrighty then
-you're not concerned by the fact that I can reference a whitest kids u'know sketch for almost any given situation
-trying to surround myself with more creative people. if you are into the arts (music, painting, writing, etc) I would love to love you.
-you're skilled at ufo/claw machines and want to win me literally all the plushies thx 👾
-you like animals. I have two Great Danes, and many other pets, but I really want a bearded dragon. 😼 (edit: I GOT a muhfuckin bearded dragon. ♥️)
-ur not scared of snakes (or bearded dragons). see previous bulletin
-you want a penpal OR you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.
-are you funny? ok lets do this then