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My self-summary
hello friend, thanks for clicking on my dumb face for whatever reason.

I'm Brittany.

I will do the :3 face at you irl,
but never online.

uh, INFJ, and a Leo, I like to think deeply about things and my quest for knowledge is neverending. I love to hear people talk about things that they are passionate about.

I'm pretty much who I used to make fun of I'm high school. I am a giant hoarder of all things kawaii and if I met myself the way I am now as I was in high school I would definitely push myself into a locker or two.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm figuring shit out as I go. right now my top priorities are getting my driver's license, getting back to school, fighting evil by moonlight, and winning love by daylight. and working at Ulta for the time being. :)
I’m really good at
bad puns, narrating the lives of my pets, laughing at fart noises, fuckin' writing the longest profile ever, making weird snapchats, Mario Kart (psych, I'm awful), crochet, sudoku, making paths in animal crossing, baking, eating gummy worms, making new additions to the dictionary and speaking in unidentifiable accents, building obscene things in minecraft, and snuggling with my dog despite how stinky he is (super stinky)
The first things people usually notice about me
oh, my, god, Becky. look at her--just kidding. probably that I am a bespectacled white girl avoiding all eye contact with anyone remotely attractive and/or of the male persuasion, because I'm just totally awkward like that (and I blush super easily)

the old ladies at my job tell me I have nice skin and I'm adorable so I guess I'd make a pretty good leather guitar case someday
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
can I replace books with video games? I'm a big Nintendo nerd. Pokemon, Mario, Animal Crossing, Super Smash. Playstation wise: Lollipop Chainsaw, Diablo III, Ni No Kuni, Katamari Damacy, Bayonetta, etc etc~~ also, motherfucking Undertale.

movies: all Studio Ghibli films, The Room, Se7en, Moulin Rouge, The Addams Family, Sunshine, The Dark Knight, Step Brothers, Sex Drive, Lo, Kick-Ass, Cabin in the Woods, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, and tons more. way more into music than movies though.

TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital (if you know this show, we need 2 fucking talk), Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, Regular Show, Stranger Things (!!!), Steven Universe, W, Grey's Anatomy, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Weekly Idol, The Mighty Boosh, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. also, Princess Jellyfish. even though it's an anime it's my most favoritest. 8)

music: anything from Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Nine Inch Nails, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, FEMM, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Amanda Palmer, Fall Out Boy, Block B, BTS, SHINee, Winner, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Grimes, Bloodhound Gang, Mickey Avalon, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Anamanaguchi, MFBTY, Beastie Boys, Biffy Clyro, Say Anything, to many in between.

I listen to a lot of music, I'm very open minded and I won't say I hate something unless I've heard it before. I'm a recovering hipster and as treatment I listen to EVERYTHING! send me the weirdest fuckin song u know and I'll nod my head to the beat
The six things I could never do without
nail polish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why you should date me:

1. no one will try and steal me from you
2. sometimes I’m funny
3. other things

also, outer space, food puns, and the Addams family. Morticia seeking Gomez tbh. cara mía
On a typical Friday night I am
on a friday night? I'm being taken out. you wear cologne to get the feeling right. we start making out, and I take off our pants, but then you turn on the TV. this is about the time I walk awaaaaay from youuuuu.

no but really, on Friday nights I'm either at home, with my dogs, watching this week's Minecraft lets play (I'm kinda an achievement hunter addict, I stalk the uploads), or at work. I don't have a set schedule for my life. I kiiiinda like it that way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
☆I like sending mail, and having penpals. if I get to know you well enough I'll send you some cute shit :^)
☆uh... I wanna hug a seal? like really bad?! they're my favorite animal
☆I might sass you occasionally probably. raise your hand if you're tsundere as fuck because 🙋🏻
You should message me if
-oh my god, if you're funny? let's talk/get married/eat cake/whatever, right meow. funny people are the superior folk in this universe.
-you're not concerned by the fact that I can reference a whitest kids u'know sketch for almost any given situation
-you like doggies... or animals in general. I have two Great Danes, and many other pets
-you want a penpal OR you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.