so I feel like I rewrite this all the time & im constantly adding random crap. do people prefer to read long profiles or short profiles?! :0 I kinda like both.
I'm Brittany, you can call me later.
that was gross.
I'll go the distance for a chuckle, I love when people smile. it's really cute.
uh, INFJ, and a Leo, I like to think deeply about things and my quest for knowledge is neverending, also I love to hear people talk & I'm a dedicated son of a mama
I'm pretty much who I used to make fun of I'm high school. am a giant weeb. I don't even care at this point, I'M LIVIN THE DREAM!!!!!! surrounded by rilakkumas and kpop albums!! fuck!!!!
(I swear incessantly in conversation I am* sorry)
honestly would just love a guy friend to discuss life's up & downs with/nerd out in excessive amounts to, I've met a couple good beans on here but haven't encountered a gem in awhile. restore my faith in the sweet serendipity of online dating sites :(
discuss with me the difference between genuinely being a boring individual, and just not having chemistry with whomever you're chatting with 😇
*absolutely fucking not
the old ladies at my job tell me I have nice skin and I'm adorable so I guess I'd make a pretty good leather guitar case someday
movies: all Studio Ghibli films, The Room, Se7en, Moulin Rouge, The Addams Family, Sunshine, The Dark Knight, Step Brothers, Sex Drive, Lo, Kick-Ass, Cabin in the Woods, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, and tons more. way more into music than movies though.
TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital (if you know this show, we need 2 fucking talk), Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Catfish, Grey's Anatomy, Chicago Fire, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Weekly Idol, Castle, The Mighty Boosh, some sporadic anime, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. my best friend has gotten me addicted to both Dr. Phil, and Bridezillas. bitch. I watch Dr. Oz of my own free will though, I love that man.
music: anything from Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Nine Inch Nails, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, FEMM, Royal Pirates, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Foxy Shazam, Amanda Palmer, Fall Out Boy, Block B, BTS, SHINee, Winner, VIXX, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Manchester Orchestra, EXO, BigBang, 2ne1, Bloodhound Gang, Mickey Avalon, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Zion.T, Beenzino, Anamanaguchi, MFBTY, Beastie Boys, Biffy Clyro, Say Anything, to many in between. blahblahblah.
I listen to a lot of music, I'm very open minded and I won't say I hate something unless I've heard it before. I'm a recovering hipster and as treatment I listen to EVERYTHING! every genre. I suck it all up. I love it.
1. no one will try and steal me from you
2. sometimes I’m funny
3. other things
also, outer space, food puns, and the Addams family. Morticia seeking Gomez tbh. cara mía
no but really, on Friday nights I'm either at home, with my dogs, watching this week's Minecraft lets play (I'm kinda an achievement hunter addict, I stalk the uploads), or at work. I don't have a set schedule for my life. I kiiiinda like it that way.
☆uh... I wanna hug a seal? like really bad?! they're my favorite animal ;u;
☆I might sass you occasionally probably. raise your hand if you're tsundere as fuck because 🙋🏻
-you have weirdo hobbies that you're insanely passionate about... because same
-you're not concerned by the fact that I can reference a whitest kids u'know sketch for almost any given situation
-you like doggies... or animals in general. I have two Great Danes, and many other pets (ask :))
-you like putting baked goods in your mouthhole and eating them, cuz I do that a lot. make them I mean. well, I eat them too... but I'll share if you're a cool guy.
-you want a penpal OR you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.