mustacheinabox
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My self-summary
I'm Brittany.

I will do the :3 face at you irl,
but never online.

I'm really not a fan of small talk.

INFJ. Leo. I like to think deeply about things and my quest for knowledge is neverending. I love to hear people talk about things that they are passionate about.

not willing to lie about how we met. prepare to have your whole profile read aloud to all my friends and family. hope it's a good one !!!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm figuring shit out as I go. right now my top priorities are getting my driver's license, fighting evil by moonlight, and winning love by daylight.
I’m really good at
bad puns, narrating the lives of my pets, laughing at fart noises, fuckin' writing the longest profile ever, Mario Kart (psych, I'm awful), crochet, sudoku, baking, eating gummy worms, making new additions to the dictionary and speaking in unidentifiable accents, building obscene things in minecraft, and snuggling with my dog despite how stinky he is (super stinky)
The first things people usually notice about me
oh, my, god, Becky. look at her--just kidding. probably that I am a bespectacled white girl avoiding all eye contact with anyone remotely attractive and/or of the male persuasion, because I'm just totally awkward like that (and I blush super easily)

the old ladies at my job tell me I have nice skin and I'm adorable so I guess I'd make a pretty good leather guitar case someday
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
book wise, I have been really really into reading Junji Ito's work lately. Uzumaki is my shit. recommend some sweet horror manga to me pls <3

TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital (if you know this show, we need 2 fucking talk), Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, How To Get Away With Murder, Regular Show, Stranger Things, Steven Universe, W, Grey's Anatomy, RuPaul's Drag Race, Yuri on Ice, The Mighty Boosh, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. also, Princess Jellyfish, because it's the best.

music: Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Saint Motel, Nine Inch Nails, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, FEMM, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Amanda Palmer, Fall Out Boy, BTS, SHINee, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Grimes, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Anamanaguchi, Say Anything, and so on, and so forth.

and I'm just gonna go ahead and add a video game section:
I luv Nintendo. Pokemon, Mario, Animal Crossing, Super Smash. Playstation wise: Lollipop Chainsaw, Diablo III, Ni No Kuni, Katamari Damacy, Bayonetta, etc etc~~ also, motherfucking Undertale. other than those, I tend to enjoy watching people stream games instead of playing them myself because I have hella bad time management skillz
Six things I could never do without
sleepytime vanilla tea
nail polish
my pets
spotify
......
that's it. that's the core of my being

oh wait, cute shit. can't forget cute shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
work. I'm in retail but I actually love my job.

anarchy

the oxford comma. I give so many fucks about an oxford comma.

The Addams Family.

does everyone on here enjoy hiking?

how badly I want to change my randomly genned and lame username. everyone calls me mustache. stop the bullying 2017
On a typical Friday night I am
dissociating

shuffling my tarot deck (not a euphemism) and kissing my dogs on the mouth

whatever don't act like you've never done it

I could also possibly be slam dunking oreos while watching anime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
☆I like sending mail, and having penpals. if I get to know you well enough I'll send you something. even if ya live down the street
☆uh... I wanna hug a seal? like really bad?! they're my favorite animal
☆I might sass you occasionally probably. raise your hand if you're tsundere as fucc 🤙🏻
☆Ace Ventura is one of my inner dialogues. alrighty then
You should message me if
-you like people who act dumb as hell just to make you laugh
-you're not concerned by the fact that I can reference a whitest kids u'know sketch for almost any given situation
-trying to surround myself with more creative people. if you are into the arts (music, painting, writing, etc) I would love to love you.
-you're skilled at ufo/claw machines and want to win me literally all the plushies thx 👾
-you like animals. I have two Great Danes, and many other pets, but I really want a bearded dragon. 😼 (edit: I GOT a muhfuckin bearded dragon. ♥️)
-ur not scared of snakes (or bearded dragons). see previous bulletin
-you want a penpal OR you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.
-are you funny? ok lets do this then
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