Keeping plants alive
Reading Maps (now an outdated skill)
Also I Am America and So Can You & America Again (Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't) by Stephen Colbert
Movies: Eternal Sunshine, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Fifth Element, Take Shelter, Contact, Tron & Tron: Legacy, Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls, Anything w/ RiffTrax
TV: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Parks & Rec, Adventure Time and sometimes ESPN.
Animal Collective, Radiohead, Flying Lotus, The Flaming Lips, Daft Punk, Tame Impala, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Man Man, Modest Mouse, Crystal Castles, Jogger, Danny Brown, Talking Heads, The Beach Boys, Kendrick Lamar, Odd Future, A$AP Rocky
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
A good beer (or sometimes a cheap one)
If that fails, probably playing Zelda or SimCity.