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Music and sports are my two biggest hobbies. I join leagues of all kinds, and I also play in a couple bands. If you are musical at all, let's jam.
I ran the Chicago Marathon and beat my goal time by over fifteen minutes. Dare I attempt to qualify for Boston?
I'm also pretending to be an adult because I want what is best for my inner-child.
I have a couple super powers.
I have the power to pack many things into the smallest space possible. I don't know how I do it, but it's just an instinct that I was born with. I can see space and find something that fits within that space in no time.
I also have the power to carry all of your groceries at once. It doesn't matter how many bags you have, I will carry every single one of them. You have a couple gallons of milk? No problem! I will figure it out. I really don't know how (or why) I do it.
Someone once told me that I looked like "Sexiest Man Alive," Adam Levine. I responded with, "Thanks, mother, but I think you've had quite enough wine for today."
I have a love for musicals (don't judge), I crave a good documentary, and I really enjoy any movie that makes me think. (comedies are my guilty pleasure...)
I most recently watched 500 days of summer. I enjoyed it!
I listen to a lot of music. It's pretty much all I do while working. As you can imagine, that gives me plenty of time to explore any and all types of music. If you're curious, let's swap Spotify playlists.
Music is so powerful. Sometimes, you listen to that one song at the right time in your life, and it just clicks. It expresses everything that you feel; that you experience down to the core. For this reason, it's hard for me to give you my favorite music of all time, because it depends on my mood.
I will eat anything. Well... there are two flavors/foods that I really don't like. Can you guess what they are?
3) my computer
4) my cell phone
That was boring.
Past adventures, future adventures, the path ahead in life, how I can become a better person, and how I got here.
Never forget where you came from, because that is what made you who you are today.
I'm always doing something fun and exciting whether it be exploring Chicago, meeting new people, or cuddling up on the couch for a movie with someone special.
I'm really down for just about anything. Prove me wrong!
I have a huuuuuuge imagination.
I'm probably not as weird as you think I am...
If my messages are full and you'd like to talk to me, just "like" me and I might "like" you back. Then, we will be able to chat! :)