muzculz
28 Greensboro, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
Gold. Jewels. Horses. Yachts. Actually I call them “boats” now. It’s gauche to call a yacht a “yacht.” They teach you that in schools for extraordinary people. Oh, you haven’t been?

Hang gliding. Paragliding. Flying private planes drunk like JFK junior. Chess. Jaguar wrangling. The finest Colombian cocaine. Skeet shooting, both the shooting clay shit with a goose gun kind and the porno kind. I also teach adult literacy classes at the library.

Seriously: I have a job, I do OK. It’s not my life. I do it so I can get a check that lets me make art, hear music and travel. I want a soul mate but before that I want whatever you call the drunken boning version of a soul mate. Let’s get sauced some night and talk shit and see if we like each other.
I’m really good at
Lifting things up and putting them down, making people laugh, making best of bad situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my tattoos and big man parts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll update this when I'm in a list making mood.
The six things I could never do without
Wine. Tits. Five tits so the math works.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Its a good mix between deep, intellectual, funny and perverted thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical friday night for me really, you could run into me anywhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You already know my PIN is 6969.
You should message me if
Your not crazy, no new born kids, and don't have any parasites or diseases k thx.
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