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My self-summary

I studied linguistics. I think mullets are okay sometimes. I like a good pair of jeans. I like sitting on stoops. I like music. I mostly play other people's music on a lot of different instruments. I like other people's music, if it's good. I like it when my eyelids freeze together. I text with proper spelling and judge people who don't. I like stand-up, and for that matter, standing up, although sitting down's not underrated. I've gotten really good at small talk. I'm pragmatic, but that doesn't mean I'm not broke.
What I’m doing with my life
Involuntary vegetarianism. Practicing ridiculous phonemes. Reading.
I’m really good at
losing arguments.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a slightly ridiculous laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Kobo, Gaiman, Franzen, Eggers, Robbins, Sedaris, Silverstein.

Movies - If '70s era Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson had a lovechild who made a zombie movie with Tim and Eric loosely based on the plot of Total Recall, got Wes Anderson to direct it, had John Lurie do the soundtrack and filmed it on the set of the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari à la the Face of Another with blood like in Battle Royale, that wouldn't be a bad thing. Also, Jurassic Park is totally underrated. And Baron Prášil might be my favoritest movie of all time.

Shows - Breaking Bad, Fishing With John, Arrested Development, Louis, Good Eats, Star Trek TOS, WWE.

Music - Yes.

Food - Vietnamese. Hands down.
Six things I could never do without
somewhere something, nowhere nothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Armchair paleontologists, continuity mistakes, and how I used to go to my friends' houses to see if they were there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jammin', slammin', hammerin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of kombucha.
You should message me if
you're willing to shower me with money in the form of WWE pay per views.
The two of us