mxschmitty
27 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I like good food. I like good beer. I like good dogs.

Dive bars are nice, and so is being outside.
Writer, reader, napper.
I bike ride a lot, I cook whenever I have free time, and I go out more often than not.
You're in charge of your own happiness, so get that shit handled.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get into serious lab accidents so that I can obtain superpowers.
Writing. Screenplays at the moment, but eventually a children's novel.
Occasionally I work on film sets.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I was a dancer.
I don't own a lot of nice button up shirts.
I’m really good at
Cooking.
Ballroom dancing.
Talking to strangers.
Keeping myself entertained in waiting rooms.
Holding down a job.
Walking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lazer eyes. Probably, usually the lazer eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One time I read The Silmarillion four times in a row. I used to read a lot of comic books. Now I read mostly non-fiction. That's a lie, I read everything. Vonnegut, Gaiman, and Lovecraft are probably the last three authors I read.

I went to school for cinema, but I read more than I watch movies.

The X-files. And sports. Some sports, but mostly The X-files.

There's a time and place for every kind of music. Usually, the time and place calls for rock 'n roll.

Any food. Food's the best.
The six things I could never do without
1. A pot of coffee.
2. My dog, Pig.
3. Lots and lots of books.
4. A kitchen.
5. Cool shades.
6. Spicy food.
7. Coffee again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The cosmos. The Great Outdoors. What I'm going to eat for dinner. Sentient computers. Horrors unimaginable. What it's like to be a bug, like on an existential level. Books. Movies. Aliens. Ghosts. Alien ghosts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with the young go-hards, having fun and doing night things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, I ate a couple bugs on dares.
You should message me if
You're not a scrub.
You want to drink new beers with me.
You're into classy, cool things.
You've got better things to do on Sunday morning than go to church.
You like trying new food.
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