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My self-summary
First, thank you for your time. I appreciate you taking time for reading my profile.

I believe that these three pillars are the most important thing in any relationship: Honesty, Trust, and Respect.

Hi :) My name is Alfonso but you should call me Fonz.

I must warn you... you're going to hate what you're about to read. It's going to piss you off and you're going to have this inner battle with yourself to believe the b.s. Disney has taught you a man should be, but don't you deserve the truth, to save time, and to know what you're getting into for once in your life? I urge you not to let that negative voice in your head stop you from replying. I promise you won't regret it.

First, I am looking for a relationship but it doesn't mean that I am not open for fun. We all know that some people are fun but not worth dating. And others are worth dating and bringing home to mom. If you're ****en awesome trust I will make you mine.

I sent you a message because I want to spend time with you and put a smile on your face. Know that I will not waste your time. I am looking for a real connection. =)

Now, I want to keep it real with you. Screw societies rules. Who cares what anyone thinks. You and I need enjoy each other and that's all that matters.

Also, I do not want to have phony small talk with you via messenger or texts. When I look at your profile I am going to tell you what's on my mind and you can accept or reject what I have to say, but I won't play the 100 text or phone call game. Also, don't expect dinner, movie, or some expensive dates. If you like me, you're down with whatever I say. Don't like it hit block because I am sure I am going to send you another message by mistake.

What's the benefit of dating me?
You don't waste your time on B.S. I won't mislead you or hurt you unlike dudes that play with your mind about what they want. I am against the idea of lying to you ladies. I say and mean what I mean when I hit you up with the truth, it's out of respect for both of us.

I am not rich, or have a secure job. Jobs disgust me, but I have to pay bills. Yet, I have dreams and goals that I am attempting to realize through my own business. So if you are not here to support the team by supporting my hopes and dreams and pay your dues because you expect me to be ready made... I might hit you up when I have accomplished my goals.

Know this, I will put a smile on your face, I will make you be the real you around me, and I will make you feel like a real woman in every way you can imagine, and I will challenge you to grow every day.

I look forward to getting to know the amazing person you are. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Doing whatever feels right.
I’m really good at
I love difficult challenges and will continue going until I succeed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Does audio books count? I hear a lot of books.

I don't like horror films, mostly because they are cheezy. The only one that haunted the crap out of me was Childs Play. Other than that most of them are lame.

I love fantasy, comedy, drama, and action.
XMEN franchise
Jurassic Park franchise
Seth Rogan films (99.9% of them Zack and Miri make a porno just sucked).
Will Farrell films (Boats and Hoes)
Jonah Hill Films (Super Bad number 1)

Mostly comedy and drama
Simpsons (old school)
Family Guy
Orange Is The New Black
Arrested Development
Fresh of the Boat (hate the title but the show is funny AF)
Last Man Standing

*I'm obsessed with The Walking Dead and Better Call Saul

Favorite Comedians:
Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy
Gabriel Iglesias
Polo Polo ( you have to be Mexican and old school to get who this is)
George Carlin
And Paul Rodriguez

Music I like Old School Hip hop R&B.
If you're into Trap or any music after 2005 we can't really connect over music.

Food... I love Mexican food, Peruvian, Brazilian. My favorite foods are Enchiladas, Pollo Con Mole, Hamburgesas, Pizza, y otras cosas :)
The six things I could never do without
Doing what I want
My Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve as a person.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am officially retired from the club scene, but I am open to do many other things like movies, dinner, or staying at home and catch up on tv shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a fan of the show Friends and a competitive video gamer.
You should message me if
If we connect through our hobbies and if you like me for me.