34 Elmhurst, United States
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My self-summary
Many myths have grown up around Matthew Walker, "the only man ever to have a knot named for him." Dr. Frederic Lucas, of the American Museum of Natural History, once told me the following story of the Origin of the knot, which he had heard off the Chincha Islands while loading guano in 1869. A sailor, having been sentenced to death by a judge who in earlier life had been a sailor himself, was reprieved by the judge because of their common fellowship of the sea. The judge offered the sailor a full pardon if he could show him a knot that he, the judge, could neither tie nor untie. The sailor called for ten fathoms of rope and, having retired to the privacy of his cell, unlaid the rope halfway, put in a MATTHEW WALKER KNOT, and then laid up the rope again to the end. So Matthew Walker secured his pardon, and the world gained an excellent knot.
What I’m doing with my life
Copying Wikipedia entries into my OkCupid profile (see above).
I’m really good at
Walking around looking at things and people. Writing poetry. Photography. Holding still for extended periods of time while people paint and draw me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recently in books, all recommended: St. Marks Is Dead by Ada Calhoun, The Odd Woman and the City by Vivian Gornick, Zero K by Don DeLillo, and currently reading The Gate of Angels by Penelope Fitzgerald.

I also watch movies and listen to music. I've been known to eat food.
The six things I could never do without
The Cambridge Semicolon
The Harvard Em Dash
The Yale Ampersand
The University of Nebraska Open Parenthesis
The ITT Technical Institute Asterisk
The Ball State Interrobang
I spend a lot of time thinking about
books, art, sex, love, friendship, more books, coffee, weather, the past, the future, additional books...

I think about unpleasant things too, but you didn't come here looking for unpleasant things, did you?
On a typical Friday night I am
wishing that libraries were open late on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to think the phrase "kit and caboodle" was "kitten caboodle."
You should message me if
you share my concern at the high number of OkC members who are seeking a partner in crime. This is a disturbing trend for a site dedicated to ideas of love and courtship. What I'm looking for is a partner in crime prevention. Let's team up to seek out these would-be criminals as they meet on their first dates and put a halt to their illicit plans before they have a chance to carry them out. From bars to restaurants, from theaters to parks, from beaches back to bars we'll go, our every waking moment devoted to the swift apprehension of these lawless hooligans. It's time to take a stand. Join me, won't you? But don't do it for me. Do it for America.