Hm. Drawing a blank here. Oh well.
-Eating. 23 years of experience, proud to say
-Any job that capitalists would deem valueless
-Trying new ice cream flavors
-Making people laugh (intentionally, some of the time)
-Pretending I'm manly while shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond
(Also accurate: "lanky")
TV- Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, The Office, 30 Rock, the walking dead, Arrested Development, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, fresh prince of bel-air, Louie, many many many, mostly comedy comedy comedies tho
Books- Bukowski forever and always.
Music: I will listen to anything. From The Format to The Fugees to The Wonder Years to Passion Pit to Fleetwood Mac to Tribe Called Quest to whatevskies I like. Mostly depends on what album I'm obsessed with that week.
Plus, if I had to list six things, they would all be ice cream.
That being said, I do have a pretty good idea of what I'm looking for (awkward transition)...
If you make me laugh, then boo-ya you're hired!
Great smile = great chance to win my heart <333
It also helps to just generally be...not a terrible person. Can you handle that?
...are you sure?
Take a second before your final answer.
...okay. If you say so!