mynameisrichard
32 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
let's face it, the only reason why any of us are on this stupid website is because we're lonely. and we're lazy. we're trying to cut corners and not face people in the real world so we rely on the cyber world to get us connected. i'm not going to give you an autobiography. i believe in human interaction. i believe in discovery. i don't believe in sharing my life to be displayed on a stupid monitor so you can look at it and decide whether or not you wanna talk to me. i'm not a dish on the menu of some restaurant that you can see every little nuance about my personality. we don't have profiles in the real world so why should i feel the need to express any of my views in this fictitious land. but in the end i am just as lonely as you. maybe even more.

I am wasting too much time on my computer, and need some fresh air.
What I’m doing with my life
i just spent five days driving cross country from NJ to L.A. in a mini-van with my sister. she's auditioning for Playboy and i've been documenting the before and after of the process.
I’m really good at
wow, i just re-read my profile and i now realize why no one has returned any of my messages. i must come across like some delinquent. or simply a miserable, self-loathing loser. well, misery does love company. desperate times, call for desperate measures. i feel a song coming on. (clears throat)
batter up
hear that call
the time has come, for one and all
to play ball...
we are the members of the all-american league
we come from cities
near and far
we got canadians, irish ones and swedes
we're all for one
we're one for all
we're all americans
each girl stands, her head so proudly high
her motto "do or die"
she's not the one to use or need an alibi...
The first things people usually notice about me
my nose. my eyelashes. my prominent adam's apple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i love to read but i have the tendency to not finish books. i come from a long line of quitters. i'm really trying to reverse this curse.

i give anything a shot at least once, whether food, movies or music.

i listen to a lot of blues, jazz, rock n' roll. i prefer older stuff than the shit that's on the radio or on some douchebags ipod. i'm open to be proven wrong. i'm just bitter because i still don't have an ipod...but i now have an iphone. that's kinda like an ipod right? right?

i love to cook but i hate following recipes.

i love sushi, thai, mexican, indian, etc.
The six things I could never do without
my video camera
my guitar
peanut butter
a pen and a notebook (i count that as one)
music
facial hair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex, food, alopecia, prostate cancer, trying to remember where i put my keys, how the doctor told me i would be 6 feet tall (i'm 5'9" on a good day), how i'm gonna get jean claude van damme to star in my next movie, growing weed (for medicinal purposes...who I'm i kidding), the infinite universe around us, time travel, cyborgs, tattoos...
On a typical Friday night I am
i fucking hate the word typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i pissed my pants in tae kwon do class.
You should message me if
a) you wanna take swing classes with me
b) you wanna ride bikes
c) you need a guitar player
d) you need someone to videotape your brother's bar-mitzvah
e) you wanna get high and watch the history channel while eating peanut butter from the same jar with our fingers
f) you wanna help me build a telescope
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