30Perry Hall, United States
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My self-summary
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger

I love loose leaf tea. I'm drinking it right now. I'm pretty much drinking tea or coffee all the time.

I work for a company that puts on a 5k obstacle course race that travels around the nation throughout the year. It's both challenging & rewarding; exhausting & inspiring. I travel quite a bit for work and love that I can sometimes use vacation days to stay in cities I LOVE a bit longer to take in the sites. Austin sure comes to mind!

I'm a gal with many a hobby...

- basking in my nerd-dom: cosplay, anime, reading manga

- crafting: sewing, crotcheting, watercolor painting, re-arranging or repurposing my furniture, finding DIY projects on apartment therapy

- eating: strictly anything

-listening to or performing ALL the music: bluegrass, blues, jazz, big band, classic country, swing, sea shanties (hogeye navy anyone?), rock irish, cello, musical theater

-alright yes. i imbibe: dirty gin martinis, or Manhattans, or red wine, or bloody marys, or vodka tonics, or... well let's just end it there... but i will share that when I grow up I want to be Mallory. In fact if I ever have a son, I've no qualms what-so-ever with naming him Sterling.

- and let's not forget: horse back riding, tennis, fantasizing about life as a pirate- YARR!, attending festivals, camping, role-playing, writing songs, dancing, reading, camping, hanging out with my friends, and oh yes the ever important application of lipstick.

Recently I've decided that I want to learn to cook. So I've started spending a great deal more time in the kitchen listening to Pandora and trying out new recipes. I'm really loving it.
What I’m doing with my life
I may be broke, but I have a job that I'm proud of and I'm good at. That's enough for me.

Making Mistakes.

Alliterating. -- if that's a word....
I’m really good at

Avoiding instant messenger because I just don't like it


Functioning socially despite being a total weirdo. Somehow people seem to find it endearing. (lucked out there!)

Predicting the ending to shows and movies.
My friends have officially dubbed this as my super-villain power: Spoilerella!
The first things people usually notice about me
It will be one of the three:

My pasty skin
My eyes
The red lipstick
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dances with Wolves
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Inglorious Basterds
A League of Their Own -- "Of course it's hard; if it was easy everybody would do it. The hard is what makes it great."
Last of the Mohicans
The Princess Bride
A life less ordinary
Before Sunrise (& Before Sunset)
The Fall
State & Main
Wag the Dog
Seeking a friend for the end of the World
Young Frankenstein
Defending Your Life
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Death to Smoochie
Lord of the Rings
Indiana Jones
Back to the Future
Waynes World
ANYTHING with Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant, or Jimmy Stewart
Father Goose
His Girl Friday
Roman Holiday
Its a wonderful Life
High Society
Hitchcock Thrillers

Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
RuPauls Drap Race
Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Boardwalk Empire

more later.
Six things I could never do without
water. water. water. water. water. water.

oh right. sorry. you didn't mean literally?

1. coffee
2. toothbrush
3. camaraderie
4. foreign flicks
5. car
6. lamp
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why my roommate and I don't have a reality t.v. show called "two broke nerds"
On a typical Friday night I am

-singing karaoke
-camping @ a music festival
-attending an anime convention
-watching foreign flicks in my pajamas
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like my men like I like my apartment; eclectic.

I second guess myself too much.

I find the German language to be very appealing- not joking.
You should message me if
You won't mind my MAJOR MAJOR crush on Tom Selleck. I'm not ashamed!

You dont mind a girl who can eat an entire chipotle burrito it one sitting when the spirit moves her.

If you ARE Tom Selleck...
The two of us