You’re a person who appreciates taking it easy as opposed to being active 24/7. You’re a calm person and your attitude can’t help but rub off on those around you. You’re a down to Earth person who makes everyone’s life a little sweeter.
Maybe it's true, maybe it's not. At the very least, I think it's a solid goal.
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
In terms of movies, I movie-binge and no movie is too bad to watch until I get to a movie bad enough to end my binge.
Television is such a guilty pleasure. I use to watch way too many shows.
My musical taste doesn't quite match up with a genre. I dig live music.
As far as food, I try to eat healthy. My body is a temple, you know? And the temple must abide. I spend more money at Whole Foods than I do anywhere else. It's where I go when I feel homesick.
-Who was the first hipster? You've probably never heard of him.
-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
-Without Geometry, life would be pointless.
-A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
-Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
-Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
-Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.