31 Northampton, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
** I dont use this account anymore because I live in Canada! I logged in out of curiosity to see lots of messages from people who must think me very rude. Im not ignorant, just use a different account...all the best!***

I am short, honest, wrong, strange, funny, odd, good to know, loyal, and carefree.

I have a good heart, but a wrong sense of humour; self depricating, offensive, and quite often politically incorrect. I love to laugh and am a happy person. If im not smiling, its probably because im sleeping.

My favourite pass times include dancing, wine drinking (not tasting), laughing, watching spurs win, and buying dresses.
I also recently jumped out of a plane even though i am petrified of heights; since ive only done it once i can hardly call it a pass time, but it was amazing and I'd love to it again!

I am extremely passionate about music, it is the love of my life, and id pick it over you any day.

I dont know what i am looking for, im pretty sure you are meant to define that here right?
Im good on my own, i dont "need" for anyone/anything, but i like meeting people. So if someone were to come along that could make me laugh until my stomach hurts and my make up is running down my face, and their smile turn my legs to jelly, and who has something to teach me, be it about life, love, music, humanity, or..cheese then so it goes.
Someone who is independant, sociable, and can hold their own would suit, i can be a fiesty one so i can.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a massive credit card company looking after businesses that make billions of pounds.
I have massive social guilt about not doing something that helps people. My grand plan, and what i think i was pretty much put on this earth to do, is be a counsellor. A few more years working for corporation and i will return to school and do some good!
I’m really good at
Looking young (i got ID'd and then told i look 17 this week... i literally hugged the tescos woman), listening, making people laugh, knowing about indie music, dancing until i fall over, cuddles, calming down bad situations, having fun, talking to new people, being honest, bringing people together, surprises (I love surprising people; presents, visits, cards etc) making the best of bad situations, giving advice, cheering people up and getting otherwise sensible friends in to pickles. Fun pickles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes! They are big and brown and look asian, on a small pale irish girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Yes Man, The Diceman, Cats Cradle, Lovely Bones, John Peels autobiography, A long road to freedom - Nelson Mandela, Niave Super, All my best friends are superheros, Slaughter house 5.
Films: American History X, Almost Famous, The Believer, Life Is Beautiful, Amelie, I Love You Man, Memento, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The notebook, The Crow, Inception.
Shows: Your classics mainly - CALIFORNICATION, Spaced, Red Dwarf, Peepshow, Alan Partridge... You get the picture?
Music: Sigur ros, The National, Why? The Cure, Interpol, Bright Eyes, Bon Iver, Dog is Dead, Daughter, Frightened Rabbit, Idlewild, Emmy the Great, Laura Marling, HOTS, Adem, TANAOU, Album Leaf, G!YBE, Seafood, Yndi Halda, Tall Ships, Mumford and Sons, Slow Club, The Villagers, Radiohead, Lots of Motown and 80s classics to dance to.... PLUS A LOT MORE!
My friends call me the music Nazi. I hope with age i have mellowed a bit but thats probably not true at all. If i dont like a genre, i can be quite dismissive about it, and if i HATE a band (Hard-fi, Keane, Nickelback) it often causes me actual pain to listen to them, or hear people say that they like them.
It tends not to resort to phyiscal violence anymore... but i did kill a whole Keane street-team once.

Food: I do like a nice cous cous salad. Loser.
Seafood scares me, and although im not a veggie, and have no moral obligation to the animals, the thought of eating a chicken wing makes me nauseous. Its eating someones arm! She used that wing to wave at her chicken friends!
The six things I could never do without
Music, Laughter, Honesty, Hope, Wine, Adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Awful jokes, people, funny things that happened 10 years ago and thus look like a mentalist giggling to myself walking down the street, pretty boys, pretty girls, sexing the aforementioned pretty boys and girls, babies (in a normal socially acceptable way), if i am responsible enough to get a kitten, which ever gig/event/gathering/festival/party is keeping me going through week, moving to Amsterdam to spend my days drinking wine and knitting on a house boat and mainly the impending thought of "oh, i really should not have done that".
On a typical Friday night I am
At a gig somewhere listening to a local band or sitting with friends (and more than likely strangers) in a quiet but atmospheric pub.. nattering and giggling like its going out of fashion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to use others as my moral compass regularly, and would pretty much do anything for a story.
You should message me if
You like good music, you're funny, you're not clingy, you're happy, you dont lie, you are nice! ... im nice too! Its that simple!
Update: also, if you are guy garvey please. Or have a beard.
Update again: I have maybe worked out what i am looking for, after 26 years of not having a clue; I want someone to have a Perfect Sunday with.
I recently spent a holiday with my best friend and her fiance and it made me question what happiness really is; i think ive found the answer...everyone! Stop searching!
Happiness is...lying in bed late with your other half on a Sunday, probably staying in bed late for ahem...some quality couple time, getting up and arguing over who is going to make breakfast, and who is going to go out and get the papers. Whilst one makes breakfast, the other queues a killer play list of guitar based singer/songwriters, breakfast is had, music is soothing through the house, papers are read, discussions and debates are rife, jokes over me getting too passionate and annoyed about said debates are said until we are both bent over laughing, walks by water are had whilst dinner is cooking, friends arrive with wine for a stunning roast, naps whilst cuddled up in front of films are had, and retirement to bed with a sense of love warmth and hope.
This is all i need. You can be a cock Monday -Saturday if needed.