najasimms
25Milwaukee, United States
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My self-summary
Have you ever seen that person who just can't seem to pull off normal human behavior despite not having any disability or abnormal obstacle? I'm that guy, the man who trips over flat surfaces, stumbles over words, says Good Nevfterday instead of Good Evening, Night, Afternoon, or Day.

It is always frustrating knowing I have a fully functional brain and can, when not around other members of humankind, operate my body like a normal adult, yet when I'm at work, the store, or even in my living room with my roommates, I can't human properly.

I am the worst.

But then again, being bad at humanning is the most human thing a human can do, right? I'm not saying human too much, right?

Me being awkward and not knowing how to properly joke aside, I am a musician and occasionally a writer. I also do some readings for audio books for my brother, so if you want to hear that or my music, just ask. All free.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a musician, first and foremost. Though currently working at Starbucks, I'm always looking for something better. I won't be making coffee forever, at least not as a career. I wish I had a espresso machine so I can make the drinks from work at home. If you ever want to listen to my music, just ask. I have songs online for the listen.
I’m really good at
I am a singer and play guitar and piano. I also have been working on voice acting by doing readings of my brother's novels.

I have been told my bad jokes are killer, which is why I only use them in emergencies.
The first things people usually notice about me
People probably notice my glasses first. They are right there on my nose. Also, my really sarcastic sense of humor, once we start talking. I'm fairly tall, and my voice is in a lower octave. I don't know what stands out to people, however. I never thought to ask lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fantasy and Scifi
Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett
Dresden Files by Jim Butcher
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen
Gunslinger by Stephen King
Hitchhikers Guide by Douglas Adams
Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind

Various graphic novels, such as
Sandman, Wolverine: Weapon X, Watchmen, Swamp Thing, Hellblazer, Killing Joke, etc.

Movies: Action, Comedy, Comic Book, Thriller
Captain American: Civil War, Coraline, Deadpool, Fist of Legend, Ghibli Films, Going Postal, Hot Fuzz, Ip Man, Jay and Silent Bob, JCVD, Kingsglave, Nightmare Before Christmas, Paul, Pick of Destiny, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Red State, Rite, Shawn of the Dead, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, V for Vendetta,

Shows: Comedy, Anime, Youtube, Rooster Teeth
Achievement Hunters, Adventure Time, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Attack on Titan, Black Lagoon, Camp Camp, Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Crunch Time, Day 5, Daredevil, Death Note, Drifters, Fate/Stay Night, Firefly, Flash, Frontier, Game Theory, Gurren Lagann, Jacksepticeye, Jessica Jones, Legion, Lucifer, Luke Cage, Markiplier, Red Vs Blue, RWBY, Seven Deadly Sins, Steven Universe, Stranger Things, Supernatural,

Music: A little bit of everything
10 Years, Abandon Kansas, Adema, Alex Clare, Alkaline Trio, The All-American Rejects, All Time Low, Anberline, Andrew Huang, Art of Dying, August Burns Red, Avenged Sevenfold, Bedlight for Blue Eyes, Blessed By A Broken Heart, Blindside, The Blues Brothers, Bullet For My Valentine, Children 18:3, Classic Crime, Coheed & Cambria, A Day to Remember, Death Cab for a Cutie, Demon Hunter, Emery, Epic Rap Battles of History, Five Iron Frenzy, Foster the People, Fun., Gemini Syndrome, The Glitch Mob, House of Heroes, I Fight Dragons, Jack's Mannequin, Jamiroquai, Jeff Williams, Joe Satriani, Killswitch Engage, Ludo, Matchbox Twenty, MCR, Ninja Sex Party, NYVES, Panic! At the Disco, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Secondhand Serenade, Skyhill, Starbomb, Sufjan Stevens, twenty one pilots, Watsky, Weird Al Yankovic, The Wonder Years, Your Favorite Martian,

Food: Anything Edible

Games: Audio Surf, Arkham series, The Banner Saga, Batman: Telltale, BlazBlue, Broforce, Civ V, Dead Space, Dungeon World, Fallout 4, Farcry, Final Fantasy, Guacamelee, Half-Life 2, Metro 2033, Jackbox Party Pack, Killer is Dead, Resident Evil, Stardew Valley, Watchdogs 2, The Witcher, X-Com,
Six things I could never do without
Caffiene
Instruments
Internet Access
Good games
Good friends/family,
Privacy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, relaxing on my couch or writing music. I take walks when I have the chance (and it's not freezing). Play games. Hang with friends or family. Watch something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be a little awkward but I have been told I'm pretty funny. I also tend to ramble sometimes when I get excited about something
You should message me if
...you enjoy Rooster Teeth content in any capacity.
...you like comics and/or comic book movies.
...you are passionate about what you love and enjoy sharing that passion with others.
...you are a musician and want to jam.
...you want to message me and don't hold my unabashed geekiness against me
Brownie points for having a great sense of humor, dry or otherwise. Unfortunately, I can't bake so any brownies earned will be store bought.
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