It is always frustrating knowing I have a fully functional brain and can, when not around other members of humankind, operate my body like a normal adult, yet when I'm at work, the store, or even in my living room with my roommates, I can't human properly.
I am the worst.
But then again, being bad at humanning is the most human thing a human can do, right? I'm not saying human too much, right?
Me being awkward and not knowing how to properly joke aside, I am a musician and occasionally a writer. I also do some readings for audio books for my brother, so if you want to hear that or my music, just ask. All free.
I have been told my bad jokes are killer, which is why I only use them in emergencies.
Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett
Dresden Files by Jim Butcher
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen
Gunslinger by Stephen King
Hitchhikers Guide by Douglas Adams
Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind
Various graphic novels, such as
Sandman, Wolverine: Weapon X, Watchmen, Swamp Thing, Hellblazer, Killing Joke, etc.
Movies: Action, Comedy, Comic Book, Thriller
Captain American: Civil War, Coraline, Deadpool, Fist of Legend, Ghibli Films, Going Postal, Hot Fuzz, Ip Man, Jay and Silent Bob, JCVD, Kingsglave, Nightmare Before Christmas, Paul, Pick of Destiny, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Red State, Rite, Shawn of the Dead, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, V for Vendetta,
Shows: Comedy, Anime, Youtube, Rooster Teeth
Achievement Hunters, Adventure Time, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Attack on Titan, Black Lagoon, Camp Camp, Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Crunch Time, Day 5, Daredevil, Death Note, Drifters, Fate/Stay Night, Firefly, Flash, Frontier, Game Theory, Gurren Lagann, Jacksepticeye, Jessica Jones, Legion, Lucifer, Luke Cage, Markiplier, Red Vs Blue, RWBY, Seven Deadly Sins, Steven Universe, Stranger Things, Supernatural,
Music: A little bit of everything
10 Years, Abandon Kansas, Adema, Alex Clare, Alkaline Trio, The All-American Rejects, All Time Low, Anberline, Andrew Huang, Art of Dying, August Burns Red, Avenged Sevenfold, Bedlight for Blue Eyes, Blessed By A Broken Heart, Blindside, The Blues Brothers, Bullet For My Valentine, Children 18:3, Classic Crime, Coheed & Cambria, A Day to Remember, Death Cab for a Cutie, Demon Hunter, Emery, Epic Rap Battles of History, Five Iron Frenzy, Foster the People, Fun., Gemini Syndrome, The Glitch Mob, House of Heroes, I Fight Dragons, Jack's Mannequin, Jamiroquai, Jeff Williams, Joe Satriani, Killswitch Engage, Ludo, Matchbox Twenty, MCR, Ninja Sex Party, NYVES, Panic! At the Disco, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Secondhand Serenade, Skyhill, Starbomb, Sufjan Stevens, twenty one pilots, Watsky, Weird Al Yankovic, The Wonder Years, Your Favorite Martian,
Food: Anything Edible
Games: Audio Surf, Arkham series, The Banner Saga, Batman: Telltale, BlazBlue, Broforce, Civ V, Dead Space, Dungeon World, Fallout 4, Farcry, Final Fantasy, Guacamelee, Half-Life 2, Metro 2033, Jackbox Party Pack, Killer is Dead, Resident Evil, Stardew Valley, Watchdogs 2, The Witcher, X-Com,
...you like comics and/or comic book movies.
...you are passionate about what you love and enjoy sharing that passion with others.
...you are a musician and want to jam.
...you want to message me and don't hold my unabashed geekiness against me
Brownie points for having a great sense of humor, dry or otherwise. Unfortunately, I can't bake so any brownies earned will be store bought.