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My self-summary
Hello, I am a male who moved to Seattle because of computers. That was like almost a decade ago, though, so don't be angry. I am looking for companionship which can hopefully then turn to intimacy and shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Running, exploring, music, computers. Not really exploring all that much though because I just look like a weirdo doing it by myself. WINKING EYE )
I’m really good at
Synthesis. Like inside the mind, man.

I can comfortably type at ~90 wpm, bursting as high as 120 wpm. Even on my swype keyboard, I'm probably like 40 wpm. It's no big deal though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess I get the blue eyes thing a lot. I can also tell, when I smile at people, that I looked like I was in a bad mood before I smiled.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really like electronic music and it's what I listen to almost exclusively. I have a soft spot for shoegaze and shoegazey indie rock too.

The internet.

Meek > Drake
SGP > A$AP Rocky
The six things I could never do without
I think this question is stupid, so I'm going to take this opportunity to inform you of something:

Owls are among the dumbest birds. People think they can turn their heads all the way around, but they only go about 250 degrees, and the only reason they can even do that is because their eyesight is so narrow-focused and geared towards spotting vermin like 2 miles away so the owl can swoop, accomplishing something that should have been easy anyway, that the owl has to turn its head really fast because it has no peripheral vision. Also, their brains are tiny, and they exhibit none of the verbal or tool-adapting capacity of other birds, probably again, because their worldviews lack any lateral or graduated context shifting. Owls nest, but they don't make their own nests, so they tend to just go grab an eagle nest every winter while the eagle migrated away, and because eagles actually give a shit about their own nests that they built (they're heavily constructed, extremely high in the canopy which is why the owls like them to begin with), they have to come back and chase some fucking owl out of it every year. It's total bullshit.

[UPDATE] It has been brought to my attention that owls are symbols of wisdom because they can see in the dark. Who cares; all kinds of animals can see in the freaking dark. Boo owls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I gotta start doing better. Damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Geeking on breakcore, vandalizing an elliptical.

Making electronic music horribly.

Humming lullabies to myself in the dark as I rock back and forth.

No really, I take the HIIT routine I used to do and just do it twice now. It takes like an hour.
You should message me if
There are many cases:

• You seek spiritual fellowship and can perceive the color of my heart.
• My picture and my words have evoked feelings of love and/or joy.
• You know a weird youtube channel.
• You want to know a youtube channel.
• You hate me and want to have an argument.
• You think I should read Y the Last Man. There are apparently a few of you, and you all seem pretty cool. No seriously, there's more than 2.
• You want a fitness buddy so we can help each other cancel out last night's waffles. As in, stay at a relatively reasonable BMI.
• You received a vision and I was part of it.
• You just want to have a low key spar.
• You're hoping I'm going to message you -- I'm probably just going to have a heart attack instead.
• You know how to make bullet points; didn't there used to be a way to make bullet points
• (Yes, I know these are bullet points, but I had to paste the character manually and it doesn't indent wrapped lines.)
• You've got a tomboy nun thing going on.