Lil_NoOwls
31 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I am a male who moved to Seattle because of computers. That was like almost a decade ago, though, so don't be angry. I am looking for ways to eschew all worldly attachment.

All of my pictures are horrible and I'm about 30 lbs lighter now, but I'm not updating any of it because I'm a little paralyzed by the selfie-vs-no-selfie thing and the looking-at-photos-of-myself thing, and I'm not even convinced it's actually possible to meet anyone on this website anyway.

I honestly don't know why I even have this profile.

I'd just like to say that OKC calling me "mathematical" and "rational" is a rather hilarious, uh, "stretch." Nerdy? Maybe. Dominant? Hmmm...
What I’m doing with my life
Running, exploring, music, computers. Not really exploring all that much though because I just look like a weirdo doing it by myself. WINKING EYE )
I’m really good at
Synthesis. Like inside the mind, man.

I can comfortably type at ~90 wpm, bursting as high as 120 wpm. Even on my swype keyboard, I'm probably like 40 wpm. It's no big deal though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess I get the blue eyes thing a lot. I can also tell, when I smile at people, that I looked like I was in a bad mood before I smiled.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really like electronic music and it's what I listen to almost exclusively. I have a soft spot for shoegaze and shoegazey indie rock too.

The internet.

Meek > Drake
SGP > A$AP Rocky

Seriously, the fact a demonstrable fraud with a ghostwriter can "win" a rap battle against Meek fucking Mill because normies like his twitter memes better, it actually makes me feel irrationally angry and bitter. Still.
The six things I could never do without
I think this question is stupid, so I'm going to take this opportunity to inform you of something:

Owls are among the dumbest birds. People think they can turn their heads all the way around, but they only go about 250 degrees, and the only reason they can even do that is because their eyesight is so narrowly focused and geared towards spotting vermin like 2 miles away so the owl has an advantage in accomplishing something that should have been easy anyway. The owl also has to turn its head really quickly because it has no peripheral vision. Also, their brains are tiny, and they exhibit none of the verbal or tool-adapting capacity of other birds. Owls nest, but they can't make their own nests. They tend to just go grab an eagle nest every winter while the eagle migrated away, and because eagles actually give a shit about their own nests that they built (they're heavily constructed and extremely high in the canopy), they have to come back and chase some damn owl out of it every year. It's total bullshit.

[UPDATE] It has been brought to my attention that owls are symbols of wisdom because they can see in the dark. Who cares; all kinds of animals can see in the dark. Owls get out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what just happened in the past few seconds and also myself thinking about what just happened, so kind of recursively, and also what might happen next or what I intend to do or say next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Geeking on breakcore doing some masochistic fitness thing.

Making electronic music horribly.

Humming lullabies to myself in the dark as I rock back and forth.
You should message me if
There are many cases:

• You seek spiritual fellowship and can perceive the color of my heart.
• My picture and my words have evoked feelings of love and/or joy.
• You know a weird youtube channel.
• You want to know a youtube channel.
• You hate me and want to have an argument.
• You think I should read Y the Last Man. There are apparently a few of you, and you all seem pretty cool. No seriously, there's more than 2.
• You want a fitness buddy so we can help each other cancel out last night's waffles. As in, stay at a relatively reasonable BMI.
• You received a vision and I was part of it.
• You just want to have a low key spar.
• You're hoping I'm going to message you -- I'm probably just going to have a heart attack instead.
• You know how to make bullet points; didn't there used to be a way to make bullet points
• (Yes, I know these are bullet points, but I had to paste the character manually and it doesn't indent wrapped lines.)
• You've got a tomboy pixie/nun thing going on.
• Or I guess if you're just really cool or nice or whatever.
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