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My self-summary
My name is Nathan. I have a sweet full time job, a car, and I have no children. Sometimes, I make jokes. I really want to take you out for drinks and bowling. I just moved to Dallas, so I don't know where anything is. Also, I don't care about football.

We're all trying just a little too hard on here.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm very focused on my career and exploring new opportunities. I work for an airline, and have a lot of freedom to travel a lot. In my spare time, I am working on various short film projects. I've come a long way in my pursuit of independent film, and I can wait to see where it takes me. I'm always looking for new people to work and share ideas with.
I’m really good at
I play quite a few musical instruments, with piano being my forte. Pun intended. I write a lot of short stories, scripts, ramblings, etc. I also play a mean game of Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a crazy cat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors:
Chuck Palahniuk
Hunter S. Thompson
Ron Paul
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Hitchens

The Devil's Rejects
Pulp Fiction
Django Unchained
Evil Dead
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Lord of the Rings trilogy
V for Vendetta
Fight Club
A Serbian Film
Requiem for a Dream
The Blair Witch Project
Sleepaway Camp (if you have seen this, we are best friends)
Grave Encounters
Dawn of the Dead
Dr. Strangelove
Spring Breakers

Arrested Development
Boardwalk Empire
Peep Show
Little Britain
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
How I Met Your Mother
Mad Men

La Musica:
He is Legend
Dance Gavin Dance
Die Antwoord
Between the Buried and Me
Suicide Silence
The Chariot
Norma Jean
Rob Zombie
System of a Down
Jonny Craig
Animal Collective
Slightly Stoopid
Hank Williams III
Led Zeppelin

Check out this link to see what music I'm currently listening to:

All of it.

And I can cook for you. Deliciously.
Six things I could never do without
-Whiskey. I absolutely love a good whiskey, or even sometimes a shitty one.
-Social media. I really only do Facebook, but I love it so much. I'm such a troll.
-Morning coffee. I like it black. No frills.
-Soul food. I'm a southern man, who loves southern cuisine.
-Movies. I am a cinephile, and know too much movie trivia.
-Comedy. I love it. I am it. I wanna see it in you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Career, goals, the know, adult stuff. Oh, and sex jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such think as a typical Friday night in the life of a celebrity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pretend to think online dating is silly, but actually I think it's cool and do actually try hard to make a good impression.
You should message me if
-you are not a catfish.

-you're not overly hipsterish....and hopefully not too much in love with pumpkin spice lattes. (EDIT: JK, you can be a hipster. I'm a country hipster; a Hipneck, if you will.)

-You like the things I like, or you think I'm just too goshdarn handsome to ignore.
The two of us