27 Senoia, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Nathan. I have a well-paying and full-time job, insurance, a car, and a 401K. I have really great relationships with both of my parents, who are still together, and I can cook. I've never been married, and I have no children. I don't have roommates, and I have Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu Plus. You can have my passwords to all of them. I work for an airline, and can fly for free. These are all the "facts" about me. All the fun personality stuff you'll just have to deduce from context clues and weird photos.

I'd absolutely love to go out and have a drink with you.

I think we're all trying too hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm very focused on my career and exploring new opportunities. I work for an airline, and have a lot of freedom to travel a lot. In my spare time, I am working on various short film projects. I've come a long way in my pursuit of independent film, and I can wait to see where it takes me. I'm always looking for new people to work and share ideas with.
I’m really good at
I play quite a few musical instruments, with piano being my forte. Pun intended. I write a lot of short stories, scripts, ramblings, etc. I also play a mean game of Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a crazy cat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors:
Chuck Palahniuk
Hunter S. Thompson
Ron Paul
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Hitchens

The Devil's Rejects
Pulp Fiction
Django Unchained
Evil Dead
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Lord of the Rings trilogy
V for Vendetta
Fight Club
A Serbian Film
Requiem for a Dream
The Blair Witch Project
Sleepaway Camp (if you have seen this, we are best friends)
Grave Encounters
Dawn of the Dead
Dr. Strangelove
Spring Breakers

Arrested Development
Boardwalk Empire
Peep Show
Little Britain
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
How I Met Your Mother
Mad Men

La Musica:
He is Legend
Die Antwoord
Between the Buried and Me
Suicide Silence
The Chariot
Norma Jean
Rob Zombie
System of a Down
Jonny Craig
Animal Collective
Slightly Stoopid
Hank Williams III
Led Zeppelin
The Eagles
Dance Gavin Dance

Check out this link to see what music I'm currently listening to:

All of it.

And I can cook for you. Deliciously.
The six things I could never do without
-Whiskey. I absolutely love a good whiskey, or even sometimes a shitty one.
-Social media. I really only do Facebook, but I love it so much. I'm such a troll.
-Morning coffee. I like it black. No frills.
-Soul food. I'm a southern man, who loves southern cuisine.
-Movies. I am a cinephile, and know too much movie trivia.
-Comedy. I love it. I am it. I wanna see it in you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Career, goals, the know, adult stuff. Oh, and sex jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such think as a typical Friday night in the life of a celebrity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pretend to think online dating is silly, but actually I think it's cool and do actually try hard to make a good impression.
You should message me if
-you are not a catfish, and you do not have, or have ever had in the past, a penis.

-And if your profile picture is you holding a camera-phone up to a mirror, we may have a problem.

-you don't suck. Seriously, almost every girl on here sucks. Aww, you're "fun-loving" and like to laugh? Well that describes everyone. Also, if you're not overly hipsterish....and hopefully not too much in love with pumpkin spice lattes. (EDIT: JK, you can be a hipster. I'm a country hipster; a Hipneck, if you will.)