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My self-summary
** So long, and thanks for all the fish **

I like to cook, spend time outdoors, ponder issues, hang out at the local pub/bar, travel, and enjoy my life as much as possible.
Also, my vice is board games. I love me some board games.

My family is important to me. I watch documentaries. I am laid back, but passionate at the same time. I don't mind rainy days. I am dependable. I don't like reality TV. I believe in the mysteries and science of time and space, but I think the concept of a God that you have to pray to in order to convince him/her to do the right thing is ridiculous. I do believe prayer can influence the healing power of the mind though. I keep a backpack full of camping gear at the ready. I like fall slightly more than spring. Also, your parents and/or friends will love me as well, so I got that going for me, which is nice (a little nod to Carl Spackler).

I live in Buckhead, but I don't give a damn about the concept of OTP, ITP, or OPP - yeah, you know me. It is a ring of asphalt, not the Maginot Line.

If Jesus is in the passenger seat giving you directions, it won't work. If he is in the back seat with your dog and George Carlin playing "I spy", we're cool. If your dog is the only one back there then that is fine as well, but we should pick George up if we see him. I am tolerant of just about any religious belief as long as it isn't forced upon me or a substitution for your free will.

I am an open book, and I will honestly answer any question, so ask away.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a large cloud computing company. I make websites faster for online commerce companies. My work output is the gear grease of the great capitalism machine in the cloud. I improve conversion rates...blah blah blah. My job is important to me, but it is far from the most interesting thing about me. I am proud of my success, but I am well aware that eyes start to glaze over when I talk about what I do. I will be happy to share the details if you really want to know though.
I’m really good at
having a good time and laughing all the way
making you feel special
finding a way to make a bad situation into a good one
problem solving/troubleshooting
making friends
being dependable
doing things around the house - I just replaced my disposal and thermostat. I would probably call a contractor to replace something like cabinets though.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bald head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Candide, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Confederacy of Dunces, Shit My Dad Says, The Republic, Brothers: The Hidden History of the Kennedy Years, Ender's Game

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Scent of a Woman, The Goonies, The Princess Bride, 2001, The Breakfast Club, War Games, Slap Shot, Strange Brew, Seven Samurai, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, The Life of Brian, Star Wars Trilogy IV-VI, Serenity, the Indiana Jones movies except the recent one, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Spaceballs, Office Space, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Spies Like Us, Dr. Strangelove, Caddyshack

Shows: Bored to Death, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Sopranos, New Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Modern Family, Downton Abbey, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sherlock, Freaks and Geeks

Music: The Fratellis, The Pogues, Primus, Sublime, Butthole Surfers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flogging Molly

Foods: Italian, Mexican, BBQ
Six things I could never do without
laughter, intellectual stimulation, good food, a good career, books, and the company of good friends - you could be on this list, inquire within.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my existence (cogito ergo sum), life, science, and work
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends or relaxing at home. It depends on how busy the work week was.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Back in college, I once had my nipple pierced by a girl with an ear gun in a Daytona bar. Needless to say, it turned blue the next day. I will save the story about how I removed the stud. Also, it healed just fine. I have like, Wolverine nipples or something.
You should message me if
you want to save a lot of money by switching to GEICO. I know people.
The two of us