naturalizedNYer
34 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
In constant search of awe. Addicted to Ted talks, the post-workout high, and the random night out. Believer that bacon makes everything better. Prefers Scottish dogs but American whiskey. You can safely assume I'm listening to a Spotify playlist as I type. Southern Gentleman who will not hesitate to put the small-minded in their place.

Primarily based in NY, but trying for some bicoastal living in LA.

To help expedite your process, you should know I'm highly skeptical of women who: can't wear heels, believe there's ever an appropriate time to wear crocs, don't include body shots with their profile, are afraid of the dance floor, don't like dogs (I will judge how you interact with the pup), get OKCupid logic questions wrong (www.lmgtfy.com), and don't enjoy facial hair (I know- clearly self-serving)
What I’m doing with my life
Celebrating human achievement on a global scale. Forging ahead with the entrepreneurial spirit.
I’m really good at
Ordering food for groups (and a great sharer). Poaching taxis. Building large bonfires. Grilling meat and seafood. Giving my seat up on the subway. Mid-range jumpers. Go-kart racing, pop-a-shot and Big Buck Hunter (not so much on Skeeball).
The first things people usually notice about me
The regrettable face tattoo. Kidding obviously...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read: non-fiction, Capital New York, tech blogs, the NY Times, and generally epic stories

I watch: the timeless comedies (Zoolander, Princess Bride, Anchor Man, Coming to America), Mad Men, The Newsroom, Boardwalk Empire, GoT (wow, well done HBO)

I listen: Mumford & Sons, Miike Snow, Phoenix, The Lumineers, Young The Giant, Fun., M83

I eat: Miso Glazed Sea Bass, Marbled Porterhouse, Lobster Mac & Cheese, Chorizo con Chocolate, PB&J, my immaculate baked cookies (yep- from pre-packaged dough)
The six things I could never do without
6. Landing in a new city, whether for work or play (usually both)
5. An aesthetically pleasing room.
4. The perfect mixture of sugar, bitters, orange peel, and whiskey.
3. The smell of my clothes after a night of smoked BBQ.
2. MSG's crowd during a Knicks game.
1. That moment you can sense the human spirit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my best ideas come in the shower, yet I can never remember them later.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical is not how I proceed, but the benefit of NYC is that it's irrelevant if it's Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually 6 ft tall. Wait, I'm supposed to lie about that on here. In that case, I'm 6'2.
I'm absolutely tone deaf, but still willing to Karaoke and I make up for it with my dancing.
You should message me if
You can land in any city in the world and survive the adventure.
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