40Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
A few things about me in no particular order:

I can't live without slippers, even in the summer.
I'm allergic to shellfish
I tried but can't get into Game of Thrones
I am physically allergic to romantic comedies.
My current obsession is true crime, podcasts and documentaries mostly. Let me know if you have a good recommendation!
I will suffer through almost any bad horror movie or a bad stand-up comic just to see if it gets better.
My favorite horror movie is Poltergeist. Or The Shining. Depending on the day.
I have a deep comedic soul bond with Kathleen Madigan.
I love going out to local shows or comedy clubs.
I am liberal in my politics and probably won't get along with someone that voted for Trump.
I have a few tattoos and would have a lot more if it wasn't for the money.
I read a lot when I have the time. I try to read some every night. I will read mostly anything, but usually it's mystery fiction.
I knit and sew a lot in my free time. I like making things and being creative when I'm not working. Looking for someone that thinks hand knits are awesome.
In the summer I am usually outside with a bonfire, grilling, or finding a house project to do. There isn't much that I won't try to fix or do myself instead of hiring someone.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a great job, and love the company I work for. I fully believe that if you spend your time bitching about your job you need to find a new one. When not at my full time regular job, I knit and sew a lot in my free time. I can make you an awesome winter hat.
I’m really good at
Being awkward. Talking to myself in Target. Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not, in fact, Jodie Foster. I appreciate the comparison, I find it flattering, but it's just the photo. I'm more of a Drew Barrymore in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite shows, Walking Dead, The Leftovers, True Detective, and a bunch of British crime dramas. The women don't wear as much makeup in British shows as they do American shows.

If I have music on, it's almost always the Current because I can never decide what to listen to. If you like local and new music and going to shows, we'll get along.
Six things I could never do without
Netflix, Roku, Hulu and Cable TV. no that doesn't count as 4
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days during the summer that the huge storm wiped out the metro. The amount of things you take for granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I am stopping in the name of love, to collaborate and listen, or if it's hammer time
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my backyard, or catching up with friends. Nothing too rowdy, I'm an introvert at heart.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My deal breaker is guys that want kids.
You should message me if
You know how to use grammar.

Don't send me a 1-3 word message, ie: "hi" "hey sexy" "how are you" I won't respond. Same for profiles with no picture.

If you are going to take the time to click that star, send me a message. I can't see who likes me. And if I'm interested in you I'm probably paralyzed by the apprehension of the no-response rejection so I'm probably not messaging you. But if I'm not interested I'm not messaging you either. Such a paradox.
The two of us