39Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
A few random things about me:

I can't live without slippers, even in the summer.
I'm allergic to shellfish
I never got into Star Trek
I am physically allergic to romantic comedies.
I prefer horror movies and stand up comedy over most any other form of entertainment
I will suffer through almost any bad horror movie or a bad stand-up comic just to see if it gets better.
My favorite horror movie is Poltergeist.
I have a deep comedic soul bond with Kathleen Madigan.

Not so random things:

I love going out to local shows or comedy clubs. Mostly in the summer you will find me in my backyard with a fire or grilling.

I am a TV and movie nut, but refuse to watch your usual reality crap. I also have a deep hatred for daytime TV.

I have a few tattoos and would have a lot more if it wasn't for the money.

I read a lot when I have the time. I try to read some every night. I will read mostly anything, but usually it's mystery fiction.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a great job, and love the company I work for. I fully believe that if you spend your time bitching about your job you need to find a new one. When not at my full time regular job, I knit and sew a lot in my free time. I like making things and being creative when I'm not working.
I’m really good at
Being awkward. Talking to myself in Target. Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not, in fact, Jodie Foster. I appreciate the comparison, I find it flattering, but it's just the hair in the photo. I'm more of a Drew Barrymore in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite shows, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, the Night Of, The Leftovers, True Detective, and a bunch of others that are guilty pleasures.

If I have music on, it's almost always the Current because I can never decide what to listen to. If you like local and new music and going to shows, we'll get along.
Six things I could never do without
Netflix, Roku, Hulu and Cable TV. no that doesn't count as 4
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days during the summer that the huge storm wiped out the metro. The amount of things you take for granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I am stopping in the name of love, to collaborate and listen, or if it's hammer time
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my backyard, or catching up with friends. Nothing too rowdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My deal breaker is guys that want kids.
You should message me if
You know how to use grammar.

Don't send me a 1-3 word message, ie: "hi" "hey sexy" "how are you" I won't respond. Same for profiles with no picture.

If you are going to take the time to click that star, send me a message. I can't see who likes me. And if I'm interested in you I'm probably paralyzed by the apprehension of the no-response rejection so I'm probably not messaging you. But if I'm not interested I'm not messaging you either. Such a paradox.
The two of us