39 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
A few random things about me:

I can't live without slippers, even in the summer.
I'm allergic to shellfish
I never could get into Doctor Who
Same goes for most Sci Fi including Star Trek. Sorry.
I am physically allergic to romantic comedies.
I prefer horror movies over any other form of entertainment except stand-up comedy.
I will suffer through almost any bad horror movie or a bad stand-up comic just to see if it gets better.
My favorite horror movie is Poltergeist.
I have a deep comedic soul bond with Kathleen Madigan.

Not so random things:

I love going out to local shows or comedy clubs. Mostly in the summer you will find me in my backyard with a fire or grilling.
I am a TV and movie nut, but refuse to watch your usual reality crap. I have a sarcastic, smart ass sense of humor, pearl-clutchers and I don't get along for long.
I am extremely liberal in my politics, but will only get into a verbal disagreement if a conservative wants to talk about restrictions on female bodies. Other than that you are free to believe what you want.
I don't wear Uggs or skinny jeans, my hair doesn't go into a messy bun, and my favorite food is steak, not kale. I hate kale.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a brand new job in medical billing. I love the new company I work at, and fully believe that if you spend your time bitching about your job you need to find a new one. When not at my full time regular job, I'm working part time at a my friends knitting store. I knit and sew a lot in my free time. I like making things and being creative when I'm not working.
I’m really good at
Being awkward. Talking to myself in Target. Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not, in fact, Jodie Foster. I appreciate the comparison, I find it flattering, but it's just the hair in the photo. I'm more of a Drew Barrymore in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite shows, Walking Dead, American Horror though the last 2 seasons have lost me, The Leftovers, True Detective, and a bunch of others that are guilty pleasures.

Music is almost always local stuff or The Current. If I have music on, it's always the Current because I can never decide what to listen to. If you like local and new music and going to shows, we'll get along.
The six things I could never do without
Netflix, Roku, Hulu and Cable TV. no that doesn't count as 4
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days during the summer that the huge storm wiped out the metro. The amount of things you take for granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I am stopping in the name of love, to collaborate and listen, or if it's hammer time
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my backyard, or catching up with friends. Nothing too rowdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My deal breaker is guys that want kids. And believe in God.
You should message me if
You know how to use grammar.

Don't send me a 1-3 word message, ie: "hi" "hey sexy" "how are you"
I won't respond. Same for profiles with no picture.

If you are going to take the time to click that star, send me a message. I can't see who likes me.